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depressed

A feeling that teenage girls say they have to get attention, and think they are all "deep" because of it. It is really a chemical unbalance of seretonin in the brain.
Teenaged girl: I think I'm depressed. I have so many problems.

Me:No you aren't, I can tell.

Teenaged girl: No, I am. You just don't understand.

Me: No, you don't understand. You don't know the science of depression. You need to be analyzed by a psychological proffesional to really determine it.

Teenaged girl: Whatever, I'm just going to talk about cutting myself and my friends who cut themselves to sound cool.

Me: Okay, have a fun, fake life.
by GarrisonHeller December 6, 2009
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depressed

a point were you wanna cry..were you wanna hurt yourself..because of what brings you down,.coming to the point to screaming your head off..just wanting to cry,burst and just want fall over on the floor and die,scream in the persons face thats bothering you...its bringing yourself down of old things that happend to you and you'll know you regret..or know it will come back to you..or bieng heartbroken and cant stand it so you bring yourself down thinking you werent good enough for that one person...
he broke up with me because im not pretty..im not good enough for him..im stupid..im too depressed to handle it
by hitlers child November 26, 2006
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depressed

depressed over dick
by unknownusername2 January 19, 2018
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Delressed

Delressed means when you're at an awkward stage in you're life where you can not stand much, and therefore emo but are depressed as well, so you become delressed.
Person 1: "You're so annoying!"

Person 2: "Shut up you delressed idiot"
by Amy Rooney December 7, 2021
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intellectually depressed

when an smart witted individual becomes so overwhelmed by the fact that the majority of society are extremely naive and inane that they keel over and anguish in despair.
I consider myself to be an intellectually depressed individual.
by TwerkingSlothFetus October 10, 2017
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depressed, complicated hipster act

An often repeated theatrical routine performed by certain types of hipsters, which is consciously and meticulously rehearsed in advance. While everyone experiences depression, and experiences it in different ways, hipsters often seek to externalize their negative emotions in a manner designed to give the impression that they are more complicated and interesting than the everyday, garden variety hipster. Recurring themes include: sprinkling conversation with Keats references, wearing tight-fitting and threadbare Joy Division t-shirts, and getting inebriated on expensive cognacs every single night of the week. As with all hipster routines, the ‘depressed, complicated hipster act’ is nothing more than a tiresome fashion aesthetic, as well as a pretentious, stilted attempt at projecting a unique persona.
Normal dude #1: Should we call Simon and see if he wants to grab a burger and a few beers?

Normal dude #2: Actually, Simon doesn’t eat anymore—it’s his latest thing. And, no, don’t call him. I’m getting tired of his depressed, complicated hipster act. We can’t afford to drink in his bars, anyway.
by Morrish Windshor June 1, 2011
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depressed

when you want to kill yourself. When you feel sad.
by jxh2003 March 7, 2017
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