demockracy

A mockery of the political system of democracy. Can be used in two ways:

1- to ridicule a country's system which is an oligarchy or aristocracy, masked as democracy.

2- to ridicule the idea of democracy as a progressive, humanistic political system.

1- When the final candidates you get are Trump and Hillary, it clearly shows the politics of USA have degraded from democracy to demockracy.

2- A system of governmen of sheeple, by the sheeple, for the sheeple. Yeah, that's demockracy for you.

by Troll Pumpkin November 27, 2019

democrat flu

Correct name for the 2020 covid flu.

Did you get your democrat flu shot?

by Fatty Alberto February 25, 2021

Democratic Kampuchea

The most democratic country ever. Even if its "communist" It is so democratic even the US supported it against vietnam. Kampuchean citizens eat rice gruel and work 12 hours a day. However, schools and education were forbidden in glorious kampuchea which makes it the best country to live because it is always summer and fun in the democratic kampuchea. Cheyo angkar!

Why did democratic kampuchea cross the road?

To get back kampuchea krom!

by cat la September 14, 2023

Elim Garak Democrat

Someone who has no particular love for, or loyalty to, the US Democratic Party, but supports the party doing anything and everything necessary to win, even if such actions are illegal or unethical

I am a proud Elim Garak democrat!

by No1DS9Fan March 4, 2023

democracy

a term politicians may use in the event of an emergency.

reporter: "President bush why are americans going to war - oh I beg your pardon -I meant pre-emptive strike- with iraq if a 87% majority of american citizens do not condone the act?

bush: ..uh...um...democracy! yo mama! thats right, you heard me. democracy biatch.

by chris wango December 28, 2005

democracy

What America isn't.

"We're a fucking republic, not a democracy."

by devilzukin December 3, 2003

democracy

Taken from the Greek 'demos' and 'kratos' ('people' and 'power' respectively), it refers to the system of government in which the entire population effectively rules through a concentrated body which relies on the population's opinion as a source for its policies.

The French Revolution was sparked by ideals of liberty and democracy for all.

by RyanM January 3, 2004