damon doiron

Damon Doiron, Goes to SMS, Fuckboy, Wants to date girls but always gets rejected.

Damon Doiron: Hey, Wanna date?
Girl: Sure, You seem pretty nice!
--1 Week Later--
Damon Doiron: Hey babe, Wanna come into my bed with my? ;)
Girl: EW NO YOUR A FUCKBOY!

The end :D
Results: Damon never did get a girlfriend, Legend says he is still trying to!

by 420Reposts June 6, 2018

Damon

Damon is a cheater. You may not like him. He is a ok friend but he may leave you for someone else the same day.

This boy Damon cheated on a girl eight times.

by wkjgasiwhj November 6, 2019

Asian Matt Damon

The asian dude, your crush is fucking, that stares you down everytime he sees you in public and looks like he thinks he's the coolest dude on earth.

A:See asian matt damon over there, how can you fuck that?!
B:Yeah bro wierd.

by EndlessMe November 14, 2019

Damon curtis cox

Hot sexy motherfucker that is very caring. Has big muscles as well as a six pack and is very scary when mad. He is very kind, loving, and a good friend.

Damon curtis cox is very sexy with his big muscles.

by Sexy Muscle man November 16, 2019

Damon Al-Bun

The act of a white British guy rolling (specifically using a torn off corner of Rizla pack for a roach.) and smoking a joint.

I say! How about we retire to the smoking room for a couple "Damon Al-Bun's" my old chap?

by Plasma Sonico Boom August 11, 2019

damon davis

When shenanigans get out of hand.

Best not have another pint, I might end up on top of a crane and need the emergency services to get me down.
Ive done a Damon Davis.

by Chiwiz88 January 11, 2018

Damon Ore

This guy is an absolute ass wipe, he ruins relationships, pops up to any and every chick, makes all your good music sound shit, makes all clothes look like they came out of the garbage tips of Haiti, he is the most un-coordinated potato you will ever come across, has the IQ of a 2 year old, the memory of a gold fish, and a face of a cabbage patch kid.

Girl 1 : That ugly fuck was hitting me up last night, he begged me for nudes.
Girl 2: Oh yeah that's Damon Ore, horny fuck can't get any puss since his sister's friends stopped coming over.

by smallwater September 24, 2017