Daughtering

Treating yourself or another person like a defenseless little girl; being overly sensitive and/or emotional

Who cares if you're boyfriend dumped you? Stop daughtering yourself! Let's go get a slice of pizza.

by Lutz Dog July 29, 2014

Daughter of a bitch

A female son of a bitch.

I almost believed you that my hair really looked like dreadlocks, why did you tell me it looked like dreadlocks when it doesn't, you daughter of a bitch? I thought you were the good person you said you were, now let's see how squishy your face is, how do you like that?

by The Original Agahnim September 11, 2021

Ur daughter a thotter

Way more hurtful than ur mom gay and ur daddy lesbian this phrase can destroy all but not quite as mean as ur granny tranny

Henry: ur mom gay
Gregory: ur daddy lesbian
Henry: Ur daughter a thotter
Gregory: H E C C *dies*

by Unfriendly nicca May 10, 2018

Ur daughter a slaughter

The single phrase that ends all of humanity, ur granny tranny, ur sister a mister,ur son a nun, are minuscule to this

1:Ur mom gay
2: Ur dad lesbian
1: Well, ur granny tranny
2:no u
1: Ur grandpap trap
2:Ur sister a mister
1: shut up
2:Ur brother a mother
1:Ur son a nun
2:Don’t make me
1:U won’t, no balls
2: Ur daughter a slaughter
1: *Instantly vanishes then burns in hell and a black hole appears destroying the universe*

by Crystoops April 11, 2018

Thot Daughter Daddy

A very attractive father of a very attractive thot.

"Did you see that Thot. And her Thot Daughter Daddy?"

"Yeah he's a total DILF"

by Hellahotteapot March 28, 2022

Wetter than the farmers daughter on church day

When some where’s really wet and soggy...
Cause the farmers daughter is always wet on church day

Bro1:Dude did you see outside

Bro2:yah it’s wetter than the farmers daughter on church day out there.

by Actualcrispy October 6, 2020

I'm Never Having a Daughter

The phrase typically said by boys/men who have deep-rooted fears of never being able to properly parent a child, much less a child of the opposite gender due to insecurities with their upbringing.

These boys/men generally shrivel at the phenomenon of women expressing their level of comfort with their sexuality. They can often be found listening to hard rap and complaining to their squad about their difficulties finding a sexual partner.

Jake: "Bro, you see these hoes? I'm never having a daughter."
Connor: "Oh, so you have mommy issues?"

by flinnyfloo February 24, 2020