dogshow

Situations of absolute chaos and madness, that always seem to co-ordinate and synchronise, where you still manage to end up top dog.

Someone jumped in front of the train again. Then everyone starting puking all over the train. I was delayed for 30 minutes, but was only 5 minutes late for work, and made the meeting in time, but sweating my tits off. What a dogshow!

by gpt.sunbeam February 5, 2012

doorhinge

the only word that rhymes wit orange..........sort of

wut rymes with orange?

Doorhinge!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by some raw dude October 13, 2007

Doochebagery

Somebody who is acting dumb and/or anal about something pointless and/or absurd.

"Stop your doochebagery!"

by Waltor May 7, 2008

Dogshit Broken Fingers

What happens when you fall down (usually drunk), break your fingers and land in a pile of dogshit.

I fell off the swing broke my fingers and landed in a pile of dogshit, now I've got dogshit broken fingers! Can you come take me to the hospital my fingers really hurt and they stink too

by superweird_95 May 7, 2011

dooh

an expression used when one is overcome with extreme sensations of joy and cuteness (cooteness) because of another person

pie you are just so dooh :)

by piecookie July 26, 2010

Donshiznot

A cleavland steamer after giving a blumpkin in which you kick in her muff and then give her an alaskan pipeline. After this act is finally complete, you give her a tony danza complete with frozen yogurt while she is incapacitated.

You: Yo man, what did you do last nite?
Me: I totally gave this girl a donshiznot!
You: Really???
Me: Yeah totally.
You: Was it hard to do?
Me: It comes with practice.
You: can you video tape it next time?
Me: Hellz yeah.

by Teuprobont October 3, 2008

doomhatchet

(adj.)description of something incredibly bad
(n.)somthing incredibly bad

(adj.) "I took to much acid and had a Doomhatchet trip"
(n.)"that acid is Doomhatchet"

by Sodomiester March 8, 2004