A thing that happens when you have an erect penis. They can be small or fucking huge. When I say huge I mean 15 gallons of hot juicy semen. Enough to fill up a bathtub.
Holy shit! That was a mega cumsplosion!, ugh, no don- *gasps for air*, dont pull out, I like your sweet sticky hot juicy spicy tangy cum.
by pepisman June 24, 2021
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Get the Sir.Cumsalot mug.The amalgamation of several sexual partner's discharge.(female cum can be included) left to cool on one's face prior to being licked off. This dish is best served at slightly below room temp. and is easily shared.
by biggdogg September 4, 2003
Get the cumspacho mug.a 'markiplier cumshot' is when a person formally introduces themselves at their moment of climax.
"Hellllloooo everybody, my name is name".
"Hellllloooo everybody, my name is name".
"Dude, i was so drunk last night that i managed to finish on this chick with a markiplier cumshot."
"So you just introduced yourself to her then?"
"What do you mean i was already railing her don't you think we exchanged names before? Anyway she was a whore."
"Hey don't talk about my mother like that!"
"So you just introduced yourself to her then?"
"What do you mean i was already railing her don't you think we exchanged names before? Anyway she was a whore."
"Hey don't talk about my mother like that!"
by obama: final mix January 9, 2021
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(Variant of numskull)
(Variant of numskull)
by Mr. Filbert November 10, 2007
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Get the cumsoaked mug.I gave John's mom a cumsplat last night, then i smeered it all around her face, then she gave me a twenty dollar bill.
by GaMeRrEmAg June 7, 2007
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