Crooked Mettler

Doing a keg stand while receiving a blowjob from the guy holding up your legs.

i was sucking on that tap while he was giving me one hell of a Crooked Mettler!

by Thunder April 6, 2005

Dane Crook

The alternate name for that over-hyped, material stealing, asswipe of a comedian.

Guy watching Comedy Central:
Hey, wait a second! I saw Dane Crook use that same joke!

by drummindave50 January 1, 2010

crookfoot

this word is for anyone who is pigoen toed or has one absolutly gay foot that does something strange

Hey jimmy look at that goofy crookfoot

by zimbo October 6, 2005

Cooksey

Weed smoking Shoalin martial arts expert. Often unphased by the Muay Thai Cock Block, and highly Accurate at connecting the Muay Thai Cock to the Head. Commonly found in the dojo, seeking some enlightenment with your girlfriend.

Male 1: Where's my girlfriend?
Male 2: She's with Cooksey.
Male 1: Fuck.

by Smokey1996 September 25, 2014

crooked I

Irving,Texas ( In Dallas)

I'm represent that Crooked I

by Cherry October 2, 2004

crooked

Newfoundland slang

A state of being ornery, fussy, or disagreeable. Can be a temporary condition, or a character trait.

Often coupled with the modifier "right", as in "right crooked", for emphasis.

note: the pronunciation favors an equal emphasis of the -crook and the -ed. Dissimilar to "booked".

"Crooked Mr. Flattery never gives out Halloween candies"

"Jane gets right crooked whenever Bill's around"

by gricha March 31, 2009

mother fuckin' titty suckin' two ball bitch with flat granny boobs, face full of testicles, a ping pong pussy and a 2 inch crooked rubber dick with no balls or hair

a long fuckin burn that schools the shit out of any dis you get.

Bully: "Hey gimme some money lil bitch."

little bitch: "No u give ME some money ya mother fuckin' titty suckin' two ball bitch with flat granny boobs, face full of testicles, a ping pong pussy and a 2 inch crooked rubber dick with no balls or hair."

mother fuckin' titty suckin' two ball bitch with flat granny boobs, face full of testicles, a ping pong pussy and a 2 inch crooked rubber dick with no balls or hair:
"Shut up. JUST SHUT UP. (runs away crying)"

by Joey Jordison April 11, 2007