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Crapple

Any apple that is/tastes rotten, disgusting or like crap or doo-doo.
Person #1: Yuck, this apple is/tastes rotten!

Person #2: Ha Ha! You've got a crapple!
by Adam Flores December 29, 2006
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crapple

i combination of the words crap and snapple. usually expresses unhappiness.
"ahh crapple i broke my new phone!!"
by kaima lani May 15, 2009
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Crapple

A dookie so large that it feels like your pushing an apple through your butt.
Good God! I was up on the toilet all night trying to push this massive crapple!
by Gym Shorts January 25, 2011
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Cramble

To use the left over letters from a sticker or stencil sheet to spell one word. The same can be done with magnetic letters on a frigerator or advertizement signs.
"Bshityxqomgizw is a cramble a spelled on my frigerator with the left over letters."
by 1badguy July 26, 2009
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crumple face

A person/being whose face has crumple-like qualities - similar to cauliflower, only considerably more disfuguring.

Is also a term used to descride smeone who possesses a suspicious nature.
Someone with withered, wrinkled skin, and a decreped look, but not necessarily old.
Also used to describe a state of mind- To feel crumple faced.

Derived from 'crumple-snack' and 'crumple-horn'
''Look at that crumple face she hasn't seen the light of day in yonks''
by YvonneTea February 7, 2010
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craplets

little flakes or pieces of shit left floating around in the bowl after the toilet is flushed.
I flushed the toilet three times, but I still can't get rid of the craplets.
by maverickdallas October 18, 2009
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craplefield

A word used to describe the obvious crapiness of EA's Battlefield: Vietnam and Battlefield 2 game titles. (Note: this does not apply to Battlefield:1942. That game owned.)
Max: Hey man, do you still play Batlefield 2?

Xavier: Battlefield 2? You mean Craplefield 2? I ditched that POS (piece of shizzy) months ago.
by Canadian Bacon May 8, 2006
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