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Boner of Contention

The situation that arises, as it were, when you have a major erection and your wife, girlfriend or boyfriend isn't into having sex with you. The offending and engorged member is referred to the boner of contention.
My wife was napping the other day and I showed up with a woody. She dick slapped me and we've been dealing with the boner of contention ever since.
by Duncan7 July 25, 2011
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A,B connection

The ass and ball connection. The part of the body that connects a man's ass and balls. Also know as taint, durf
"Some girl went nuts on my A,B connection last night."

"It smells like a foul A, B connection in here."
by Fawna A. March 8, 2007
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Cum Stain Conception

Accidental conception of a child due to an ovulating woman sitting on a patch of semen.

Rumoured to be the cause of the immaculate conception of jesus
"Mummy was i an accident?"
"Not just a an accident, but a cum stain conception as a matter of fact"
by Rhys Rohypnol July 28, 2009
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Dashboard Confessional

Dashboard Confessional is emo however on the softer side of emo it is an amazing band if you like it. All the people here trashign dashboard are either not into this type of music or are so retarded that they can't comprehend the lyrics...dashboard's lyrics are beautiful and graceeful and for the record all u "haters" who say chris carabba cant sing for shit i have heard him sing and he is magnificent better than most bands.
here is some of there gorg. lyrics..

"This is incredible. Starving, insatiable, yes, this is love for the first time.
Well you'd like to think that you were invincible. Yeah, well weren't we all once before we felt loss for the first time? Well this is the last time. Well this is the last time well this is the last time."
by jenfromdablock December 1, 2004
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deep connection

Deep connection can mean two thing for certain:
1. An unprecedented bond or feeling or closeness.
2. A feeling of intimacy from have sexual relations with another.
When I have a deep connection with someone, I can't stop thinking about them.
by 714stonerbabe September 11, 2018
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Ohio Connection

The Annoying and Incredible ability for every news outlet in Columbus, Ohio to find a connection to their shithole state to world events.
"Next at 11--the Ohio Connection, a recent Nobel Prize winner stayed in Dayton once in 1970."

"Wow, that was a blatant Ohio Connection"
by TheFoXXX March 13, 2009
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Concession

Verb, Adjective, noun. It can be anything you want, bad or good, and excuse for anything.
It's so concession.(cool)
Don't be so concession.(douche)
"Why did you punch me" "Don't worry about it, it's so concession.(chill)
by ConcessionCreators April 25, 2010
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