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Concert Squatter

When you arrive at your concert seat(s) to find someone already sitting or standing in them. When you tell them that they’re in your seat, they might move a little bit, but don’t really leave. This is usually a person who has already had too many party favors and wants to sing obnoxiously to each song or dance around in your space.
How was the show the other night?

So so… there was a concert squatter in my seat that wouldn’t go away for most of the show.
by Kuchie August 27, 2025
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Concerts

A place to see my Toppest Up music singer and this place that I go to regularly is full of singing, and dancing and my favourite singer/music player is in it and it's all time and Im always full of

enthusiasm to go to the Concerts! In Brisbane you can find concerts, also they do tours. Its awesome and amazing and super sonical music that will be on the next album, Im Sure, although

some more press and media could always help one two find the concerts sooner and more of them please.
Person One: Hi the Man from the concerts, wow you are amazing at dat shit so how is it you are so inclined to singing and dancing for me it looks like you could also like me to help you with some new dancing skills and vice versa!!
Person Two: Ha Ha is that you the Lady from the concerts? Well I know how to write and record, and am also Toppest up at every dance move also so sure Ill help you out there
Person One: Excellent I would love some further help and instructions. Thank you so much!!!!!!!!!
by Emms_002 August 29, 2022
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A Ghanaian term that is usually exclaimed to express disdain or contempt at an incident, or action done by a person which is a complete display of foolishness, nonsense, or utter mediocrity or doing something very embarrassing, or lacking any sense of acumen. A clown!!

Imagine just randomly having a concert in the midst of random people, jumping an singing to an unwarranted or inobservation. Yes, that don't make no sense!!!

This word means the object of the word is a comedian—in a bad way.

Someone who makes people laugh by being so foolish in life or making very foolish decisions or not being so bright. A clown!!

It is used similary to exclaiming, nonsense!!! Or clown !!! 🤡
Student: "forgets to bring a pen and a calculator to the examination hall"
Teacher: Concert!!! How could you forget!!!

Can also be used in Ghanaian pidgin English as a noun.

Eg.

Kwasi: hey kwame, you dey remember Kevin?

Kwame: that concert!!! Yes, i do. He mana lef school in accra a night before our exam to get laid all the way way in Tamale. Eventually he couldn't make it back in time to write his exam.
Kwasi: 😂 hahaha, he no get sense!!!
by Mandalorian1 December 21, 2020
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concert cougar

Jazz went to ten concerts. He’s such a concert cougar!
by pookiebear1298 November 2, 2023
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Man-woman concert

A Man-woman concert is a form of concert without formal regulation or legislation on the purchase of tickets. Usually have less safety guidelines and precautions.
"im off to a Man-woman concert tonight!"
"Be careful steve..."
by Xx_Mitni_xX February 18, 2025
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Failure to make a concerted effort to keep me alive

You are REALLY struggling with that one, huh?
Hym "Failure to make a concerted effort to keep me alive. Me dying isn't going to save your. You haven't made a concerted effort to keep me alive and the bodily harm clause allows for ACCIDENTAL death (upto and including getting hit by a drunk driver). Now, it doesn't say anything about ME keep MYSELF alive. It says YOU have to make a concerted effort to keep ME alive. You motherfuckers really struggle with the YOU vs ME distinction don't you? So, killing me, letting me die, denying me care. None of that is going to stop anything. OK? You get it. MY thing IS going to work. YOUR thing is not. You don't do what I do. Me. You. Get it? OK."
by Hym Iam August 27, 2025
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Concert

When you sing your favorite artist(s) songs in your bedroom
Person 1: I just had a whole Conan Gray concert in my bedroom
Person 2: Conan Gray was in your bedroom?
Person 1: you know damn well…
by footnqtes March 26, 2023
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