Condom Fail

Jake paul

Ksi: Wow jake paul is such a condom fail

by Ksi’s black cock August 12, 2020

condesunshine

Trying to get someone to see the bright side of their crappy situation, instead of acknowledging their feelings and letting them grieve/ mourn/ be disappointed, etc. A portmanteau of "condescend" and "sunshine."

Don't parade on my rain. It's rude to condesunshine.

by fabralind May 28, 2021

condom hummus

To Condum the terrorist group hummus while your getting carpet bombed

“I know you lost your house and family, but do you condom hummus?”

by D. R. P. H. I. L. November 6, 2023

friendship condom

When you don't trust a friend enough to let them get close to you.

When to wear a "friendship condom"? - when you are still friends but you don't open up to them or get close emotionally in fear of them being fake with bad intentions.

She told my boss my secret so now I wear a friendship condom with her.

by PinguinMaedchen April 3, 2013

Cotton Condom

When one uses a sock for masturbatory purposes.

Dude, my misses wouldn't put out last night and I couldn't find any toilet paper so I used a cotton condom.

by Leighton Xander November 26, 2014

tramps condom

An old slightly rotted banana skin. Commonly found in buses throughout Edinburgh and used by the homeless as a form of contraception.

Son "Ewwww dad, I'm sitting on a tramps condom"
Dad "Lick it"

by Magicrobot November 26, 2015

Beer Condom

When drinking too many beers can dull your sensitivity and prevent a climax, much like a regular condom would.

After hours of intercourse, he still couldn't climax due to his Beer Condom.

by MommaDRox January 9, 2016