coconut custom

A hodgepodge of gizmos that are expected to work flawlessly together as a mode of transportation. Cobbled together parts that vaguely resembles transportation. Tricked out shit that defies logic. Customization beyond custom.

I can't believe that your motorcycle even works, its a total coconut custom. Did you use a hammer to fit those parts together on your coconut custom?

by Capt. Sweatypants November 5, 2009

coconads

an extremely large set of balls. A portmanteau of the word coconuts and gonads.

Heavens above Felix. That gentleman has a small todger but look at the girth of his coconads.

by leopolis July 7, 2010

commonsensicle

a term that your sociology prof will say instead of common sense because he is trying to hard.

prof "thats just commonsensicle"
prof drinks his water.
Military man talks
prof "thats just commonsensicle"
prof drinks his water
.......
everyday sociology class

by birddawg12 January 25, 2011

Coconut Bus

A people mover or van that is always full of loads of pacific island natives on New Zealand roads. The vast majority of them are missing their WoF and/or registration. Most of the drivers don't even have licences to drive and don't wear safety belts. They emit gases from both the exhaust and from inside the vehicle due to the large consumption of KFC every Sunday after church.

Person 1: "Do you want KFC for lunch?"
Person 2: "Nah, the drive thru and car park are clogged with coconut buses."

by freddy_boi November 22, 2011

common lesbian

A stereotypical lesbian that is very cliche and fits all the stereotypes. This term can be applied to men and women to describe their looks and their daily habit. It's basically a bit of banter between friends.

Guy1: ' Hey, what are you doing with your hair'
Guy2: 'Just being a common lesbian'
Guy1:'ok'

by Madcon February 27, 2016

Common white girl

Any girl generally in America who is obsessed with these things:
-starbucks
-uggs
-iphone/ipad
-nike

-vera bradley
-use of the word "YAAAAAS"

-use of the words "i can't even"

-selfies

-selfie sticks
-instagram
-twitter
-constantly posting on snapchat

Common white girl:

Why is there such a long line at starbucks? They are all white girls.

by Swagger200000 August 24, 2016

commonure

Câ-mahn-oo-er
1. A person who spreads bullshit about others.

2. Also used to describe someone who is full of shit.

Frank told Stacey, due to the election, he is moving to Canada. But everyone knows Frank is a commonure.

by Whipetgood November 25, 2016