clearing out the airing cupboard

A poo of so epic a proportion that no matter how many hands of paper towels you pull out to buff up your rusty star the old brown biro never runs out of ink , hide your socks

USED ALL THE CHUFFING BOG ROLL

Shouting from the bog ......
Throw up another bog roll love , Im clearing out the airing cupboard up here

Gone through more bog roll than a covid 19 panic buying individual

by Trentbridge Troll April 16, 2021

Clearing the area

When you use Reaper’s ultimate but you get no kills with it

Reaper: “clearing the area”
The whole team: “you got no one you dumb fuck”
*sad Reaper noises*

by Fireguy47 April 26, 2021

Clearing

Used on Twitter and possibly other social media sites to converse on a fight between 2 or more people or objects, simialr to Chad vs Virgin, and who would win X (regular thing) or Y (funny thing)

Tweet: "Who's clearing?" *image of hand on the left and a piece of paper on the right*
Comment 1: paper cuts are no joke
Comment 2: Ratio+ my hand would totally rip that paper

by Globgogabgalab 2.0 October 4, 2021

Collingwood

Collingwood, also known as “Gaywood” is a shitty club in the AFL. They are absolute bitches who don’t know how to win a cup, but they know how to suck cock!

“Do you go for Collingwood?”
“Yes?”
“Ok, gay bitch”

by mikehawkdeesnutsinurjawzdatbbc February 14, 2022

Collabiography

A personal reflection of your collaboration in a group or team.

I just wrote my Collabiography, I gave myself an A+!

by Yoshi_r1212 September 7, 2023

Colluding to kill God

No-I'm not colluding with anyone to do it I'm just GOING TO do it. You're not a part of this. You know you'll just get in that way AND you're a betrayal hazard. You just relax.

Hym "No- Colluding to kill God implies I'm not working alone-"

Iam "Um... Hello."

Hym "You don't count."

Iam "Aw..."

Hym "Quiet! I'M going to kill it. Kill it REAL dead. Kill it here. Kill it THERE. And then build a thing out of it's bones. That's the plan. I'm also not a scientist. Well... Social scientist technically (And a genius on at that)- BUT THAT'S BESIDES THE POINT! YOU are fine. YOU don't worry about it. Gonna fix this absolute-fucking hachet-job of a reality and you just fucking... I don't know, go play or something."

by Hym Iam September 20, 2023

Comparing Shades of shit

When two things are both shitty and awful, but someone wants to whataboutism something else shitty.

Youre just comparing shades of shit.

They both are shit. It's not a competition. Stop trying to one up shit. If they're both shit. Stop splitting grey hairs.

Jess is an unemployed loser
Yeah but what about your bother John.

You're just comparing shades of shit.

by tepest January 2, 2024