like trying to pick up a turd by its clean end

The act, or attempt of trying to accomplish an impossible task.

Laying her and her sister at the same time is like trying to pick up a turd by its clean end...it just ain't happening!

by steverbeaver July 13, 2007

nigga clean

(Verb) to clean one's cluttered house, crib, car, etc. by piling and hiding clutter in closets, under beds or in car trunks so as not to appear messy.

Hey man, I just opened your baffroom cabinet lookin' fo some ass wipes and all yo copies of Black Tail magazine fell on de flo. Wha chu do, just nigga clean yo house?

by Johnny Kool Mild 1 December 29, 2008

Clean Version

Radio edit, censored.

And her pussy smells good, I said it
Cause she a clean version like a radio edit

by N.s.h. February 22, 2008

clean up

This term is used in First Person Shooters, it's the act of going into a battle and killing a wounded player, or finishing another player's target.

"Good Job Culver, way to clean up!"
"Here comes Culver for the clean up!"

by Skinkster January 5, 2010

clean someone's clock

to strike and punish someone

I am about ready to clean someone's clock.

by Light Joker April 27, 2006

clean head

A clean head is a bald-headed man, who is completely bald and shiny.

The clean head sitting in front of me is causing some serious glare in my eyes.

by Valinda November 2, 2006

Somethin' in the milk ain't clean

A synonym for " Something doesn't smell right"

LaToya Jackson has said in the media that she thinks there was an MJ conspiracy. In other words, she thinks that " somethin' in the milk ain't clean".

by Katrinka1 July 20, 2009