majic carpet

A thick, untrimmed patch of hair that a female grows out on her pubic area that makes her vagina harder to find.

I swear that this this girl I went down on last night had a majic carpet covering her snatch because I literally needed a flashlight and a comb to find it. It reminded me of the girl we used to call sascrotch

by Theonetheylovetohate January 15, 2015

Queso hit/on the carpet

Slang for a situation suddenly escalating in a negative context. Synonymous to 'shit hitting the ceiling'.

Damian was on the verge of having a breakdown. The tipping point being an unsuspecting girlscout who just happened to roll over Damian's foot with a wagon full of ThinMints. Unbeknownst to her, that was the cherry on top a bad day, and that's when queso hit/on the carpet. Following suit was an onslaught of slurrs and obscenities that caused the poor girlscout's ears to melt off.

by DeafGirlScout November 25, 2020

carpet muncher

A derrogatory term which refers to the act of performing oral sex between lesbians.

There's a pair of carpet munchers.
She is a carpet muncher.
This is the act of carpet munching.

by Mr J Maddocks, BA. March 10, 2005

carpet picnic

To go down on a female when on the floor.

We had a good date. We had a picnic, a carpet pinic. Wink Wink

by kmac_1313 August 17, 2004

carpetflumper

A carpetflumper is one, disregarding the intent of the mistake, who spills bong water by either tilting the bong too much or merely releasing the device entirely, resulting in the dispersal of bong water amongst a perfectly clean carpet.
Thus, the act is of course called "carpetflumping".

A less terse explanation is provided in the experience below.

Victim: Aye Duncan, hurry up and rip this shit.
( Inexperienced undertaker commences bowl rip, which was deemed too large for the capacity of his lungs, causing him to blow into the bong. This causes the bowl itself to become a projectile due to the burst of bongwater forcing its escape to the only other exit of the device. Water then settles into the carpet and eminates an aroma so dank, it immediately envelops Duncan in a feeling of embarrassment as his dignity flees the scene. )
Victim: Dammit, Duncan. You're a fucking carpetflumper.

by BaronDeMarathon November 17, 2011

Calpito

An attractive teenage boy who plays video games all day and night. His favourite game is Crackajacks. Often otherwise known as a cute nerd.

That guy is such a Calpito!

by Kreame November 27, 2011

carpetjacking

Stealing a carpet. Especially applicable to bar-towels a.k.a. bar-carpets.

Alice: Have you seen this Heineken carpet on the bar counter?
Bob: Hell yeah, I'm carpetjacking that shit.

by kimar September 23, 2013