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Cumsicle Sandwich

A sexual dessert. A woman cums into an ice tray and freezes the cubes. Then she excretes and flattens the dung into patties. She then freezes those. When frozen, she is to take the cubes and put them bewteen the two dung patties and this makes a cumsicle sandwich.
I told her to get in the kitchen and make me a damn snamich, but instead she made me a Cumsicle Sandwich. It tasted like crap.
by TBuck May 19, 2008
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Chesticles

Slang for Pectoral Muscles on a Male.
Why did you have to punch me in the chesticles? That really hurt.
by Truncj August 26, 2006
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chesticles

1) Reference to the confidence, or "balls", in dealing with men afforded to ladies with ample frontage.

2) Sweater puppies, cat heads, bazooms, etc.
1) Linda demanded an explanation from the boss for turning down her expense reports - she's really testing her chesticles!

2) Guy 1: Yo! Check out the chesticles on the redhead!

Guy 2: Ahoy, Cap'n! The SS Brassiere's front torpedo bays are armed, loaded and ready for battle!
by The Evil Steve September 5, 2005
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chesticles

Boobs that sag to a womans groin region
That grannie gots chesticles.
by steve Bobaganoosh May 13, 2005
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crusticles

when someone has overly crusty lips and refuses to believe in the magical powers of chap stick.
jesus adam when do you plan on doing something about your crusticles?
by run-escaper May 7, 2010
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chesticle

the female version of testicle, a (breast) basically
guys love them and I've got big one's
Dude:hey!!!!!!!!! *slaps girl*
Girl:hey you hit my chesticle do it again!!!!! hahaha *in a slutty way*
by mytitsarehuge April 7, 2008
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chesticle

look! george has big hairy chesticles!
by jimmy May 18, 2004
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