coginchaug

small public school in durham, ct.

"A am a coginchaugian and proud of it... even though I never attended the cerimony...which bothers me to this day" (sigh)

by Peanut June 12, 2003

floss-concious

When another person criticizes your choice of dental floss, and you suddenly become acutely aware of your floss.

Person One: "Dude, your floss is from Hy-Vee? That's lame."
Person Two: "Cut it out! You're making me all floss-concious!"

by Kieushly August 3, 2007

cognicide

thinking about something to death.

having an idea or thought that you can't get out of your head. you keep thinking about it until it ultimately kills you. this is cognicide.

by cullingsong November 16, 2010

Condi Rice

Step 1: Wet your penis
Step 2: Flop it in a bag of high quality rice until thoroughly covered.
Step 3: Smack someone in the face with your penis.

Work was stressing me out. It’s nice to come home and get good Condi Rice.

David is such a bitch. He deserved that Condi Rice.

by Jasper John December 14, 2008

chonging

a word to describe the size of an object where no word will do!

"thats a chonging hole on the beach" said tim.
"chonging great cheese wallace!"

by ethan hill October 3, 2008

cognitive dissonance

When a conservative objects to blaming George W. Bush for the recession, even though he blames everything that happened during the Bush Administration on Bill Clinton.

Conservative: Yep the old usual left wing play, if all else fails, blame Bush.

Liberal: But you blamed everything that happened during the Bush Administration on Clinton. How is that any different?

Conservative: I guess I'm engaging in some cognitive dissonance.

by Jer Mack September 27, 2011

Concierge

A person who works at an apartment building or, more commonly, a hotel. They are similar in function to a butler. Their job is make a guest's stay more pleasant by attending to special requests, arranging events or restaurant reservations and answering questions or making suggestions about the local area.

I asked the concierge for a suggestion about a city tour and she is setting something up.

by Buzzk November 30, 2010