Butthole Confetti

Small balls of toilet paper that end up on the floor from overzealous wiping. Usually contains traces of dookie.

I'm not sure who was in this bathroom before me, but judging by the butthole confetti, they're having a rough day.

by Petruzniak March 17, 2020

Butthole baby

A baby that looks or is deformed

He came out the the the anus he's a butthole baby

by Shlumped out September 1, 2021

Butthole Surfers

People who slide down bannister rails.

Those butthole surfers never take the stairs.

by doibles February 8, 2022

Rip butthole

To let out a decent sized fart.

Because Richard had to rip butthole whilst sitting on my sweatshirt, it reeked for the next week.

by HornedToad September 17, 2013

champagne butthole

When you take a dump and after the solid turd comes out you have explosive diarrhea.

I just had the worst champagne butthole ever. Turd particles splattered everywhere.

by MacDonald Berger August 9, 2015

texas butthole explosion

The action of uncontrollable and aggressive projectile diarrhea when traveling, particularly in airports. Can be shortened to "TBE".

"I have a layover in Dallas"
"Sounds like a great opportunity for a Texas Butthole Explosion!"

by SaraSkeeter November 30, 2015

lil butthole

Somebody who acts like an asshole but is too nice to actually mean it:)

Mason is a lil butthole;)

by masonisalilbutthole January 19, 2018