poop bulge

When someone poops their pants and doesn’t change. The poop sags in their crotch region and leaves the impression of a boner… but is really just a poop bulge.

“Yeah I really thought he was into me… his hard on was so noticeable…”

“So why didn’t you two hook up?”

“It was just a poop bulge.”

by neverforget1776 May 04, 2024

Galactic Bulge

A galaxy's tight package, usual found in the middle of most spiral galaxies.

The Milky Ways Galactic Bulge is 10,000 light-years across.

by SangFe October 08, 2021

bulge beast

A bulge beast or bulge daddy is someone that has immense skill in mantling hard rock problems. Often times shirtless and usually found hanging out near naked hot springs or on a bicycle.

Dude, did you see that guy send that 5.15 ? He's a total bulge beast 🥵

by Wetdog21 April 01, 2023

George's Bulge

SO FREAKING SMALL

Bob: "I want a keyboard the size of George's Bulge"
Dean: "You know that's small right?"
Bob: "Wait what?"

by NeoGeoDude February 17, 2024

Bear Bulge

Male Anthropomorphic ursine (bear) with a massive bulge at his crotch

Definition: Male Anthropomorphic ursine crotch bulge

Furry 1: "wow, look at the bear bulge"
Furry 2: "your right... Just look at it..."

by Gay Furry Bear Lover 6969696 January 20, 2023

bethal bulge

When you push your bulge in the face of bethal, a girl you meet at the corner of a road, and bopping her on the head.

He gave her a good bethal bulge.

by DrHarryPotter September 01, 2017

bulging slab

A growth on the gooch of a male . Cyst , Pimple or a general growth on the gooch

" did you get up to much at the weekend?" "Nah bud , I was caught up all weekend with a bulging slab"

by Budzer December 19, 2017