Birched

Tired, not in the mood, couldn't be fucked.

Man, I'm soo Birched I'm not going to come to the topless party.

by leglesslarry January 13, 2009

Birchmier

A word used to describe someone who thinks they're a complete ladies man, whom always flirts with all the babes, but they all think he's a creep. He's more likely to attract men than ladies

Did you see that guy at the club last night? He was a total birchmier, he ended up going home with Channing Tatum

by Chuck Malone March 24, 2010

borsch

short for abortion. only to be used around guys. and nuns.

Dude 1: Ugh, Stacy accidentally took a multi-vitamin instead of the Plan B pill.
Dude 2: Again? Won't this be her third borsch this month?!

by minnesota0269 May 10, 2008

bischof syndrome

the quality of using the bischof minute, which is usually about 20 minutes off standard time. causing the person to be always late. or to let things unfold without caring. usually in situations like carpooling, they rarely give a straight answer.

"you've got the bischof syndrome, you can't even be on time."

friend: "so do we have a drive to the movie?"
bischof syndrome person: "ah...do you have a drive to the movie?"
friend: "you said you could drive us!"
bischof syndrome person: "just dont worry about it, it'll work out"

by peter blumbkin eater November 27, 2007

Borscht

horny but a little bit scared

I'm a little borscht for my first hand wammy

by Colbyd15 August 1, 2017

Borschenklavitz

A etymological farce used to signify the assumed unimportance of clarity and/or meaning in the Croatian/Bosnian dialect - since the word doesn't really mean anything, saying this term to someone of Czechoslovakian, Croatian, Herzegovinian, or Bosnian descent will cause the listener to be thrown into a state of confusion and disarray; this state is also known as Bosnia-Face.

This word can be used in several different ways, including objectively.

Dude, when we were driving to work, we screamed Borschenklavitz at some Bosnian farmers this morning - they looked at us like we had violated their mothers!!!!

by WJCIII January 3, 2008

Birching

Birching is an intense form of pining

Why doesn't he just go out and get a life and stop birching?

by Undokey August 31, 2006