Better Loch Ness Time

The Scottish version of "Better luck next time"

Thought up by Nadia Meinertz

Oh you didn't die from playing on your stupid sack trompet while matching around in slut-uniforms? Better Loch Ness time, then

by OpelKadetja+KajBajer October 21, 2022

BetterThanJosh

Someone who is better than josh, aka a brodie.

Brodie is BetterThanJosh

by RealEatham October 10, 2023

My better is better

The new slogan for Nike. the commercials are a tad annoying.

Person #1: Did you hear the new slogan for nike?
Person #2: You mean, "My better is better?"
Person #1: Yeah, I hate that
Person #2: It's annoying

by doodieloverrrrrr March 30, 2008

Still Better Than Shaq

When an individual is bad at something, but realizes they're still better than Shaq.

Tom was awful at cooking, but he remembered he was still better than Shaq.

by Lasagna743 February 14, 2017

but its better if you do

A song written by panic! at the disco. The music video consits of majority of the band looking depressed but the lead singer Brendon Urie is having the time of his life in an illegal strip club. Brendon then gets a lap dance from his onscreen girlfriend and then gets arrested with his girlfriend. Just a normal day in a panic! at the disco music video

"wow my life is pretty shit"
"well at least you didnt get arrested in an illegal strip club like brendon urie in but its better if you do"

by @deathofasinnerx on twitter :) October 20, 2018

bread is better than butter

I don't know... but I personally think bread is better than butter. Fite me

person 1: dude, bread is better than butter
person 2: heck yeah, totally.
person 3: I don't agree
person 1:...
person 2:...
person 3:...
*starts fighting*

by Home is where danmei exists October 11, 2020

Brandon is better than Cohen

it is just that Brandon is better than Cohen, this time

this time Brandon is better Than Cohen

by cohen is better than brando March 1, 2022