batwing

When you sweat intensly, specifically near the groin, and your ball sack sticks to your leg. You Try to move your legs, or shake em, to try to destick them balls from your leg. Its very annoying, because you try to unstick them, and it doesnt work very often, unless you use your hands. It would be quite rude, if you were seen in public.

Man that soccer game was intense, the gym was sooo hot, and man, my shirt is drenched, ive got a bad case of ass sweat, and ive got a batwing. How pleasant.

by Michael Tchoooo June 18, 2005

Batting Practice

Masturbation, particularly in males.

Good thing I took some batting practice before going out with Molly tonight... it was a big game and a big performance was necessary.

by Matt&Lauren September 9, 2010

batting .235

Batting .235 is a reference to baseball which means you're not doing well that day.

It means you did something stupid or something not expected of you.

Person 1: Man, my girlfriend didn't make me a sandwich this morning...she ALWAYS makes me a sandwich.

Person 2: Wow, she's batting .235 today. That sucks.

by soadness August 22, 2011

batting 1000

When a baseball player has had a hit or a walk every time he has come up to bat.

Even though Barry Bonds is batting 1000, he still won't get the batting title.

by Spaz November 8, 2003

bathing suit

Although believed to be an outfit for swimming, it isn't
Technically, it is a SUIT for bathing
But do you know anyone who bathes in suit?
That's what i thought.
The term "bathing suit" is politically incorrect
While we're on the subject, so is your face

"Okay, BATHING SUITS!"
"I don't know about you, but I personally bathe in the nude so I don't know what you're asking us to do"
"No,like a bathing suit"
"Who wears a suit when they take a shower?"
"No, like to go to the beach"
"You want me to bathe at the beach?!?!"
"In front of everyone?"
"Okay, everyone in the back, and line up"
"That's just a little bit nasty"

by Kadie-Lee May 30, 2008

batwing

The flap of fat under the upper arm of an obese individual. Good to pull out at parties.

Did you see Louie Anderson flapping the batwings out by the grotto last night?

by Bn&Krst February 26, 2009

batting for the other team

to be gay or to become gay.

"it looks like burnt face man is batting for the other team now"

by a big bunghole May 20, 2009