backwardass

1. adj. - describes techniques, styles or persons considered unsophisticated, outdated, amatuer, lame, ineffective, uneducated, ignorant, moronic and otherwise just not the best solution or hippest situation.

ie. a backwards ass way of doing things, These freaks still had this backwardass shrine to Elvis in their family room with the obligatory black velvet painting and everything, because they thought that was so "cool".

by Phauggy July 12, 2014

backwards-sideways

Sex: when you're spooning, and the big spoon has a penis.

This morning, we were totally lazy about doin' it so I just rolled over on my side so we could do it backwards-sideways.

by StephaNEENER May 19, 2015

Backards

A country slurring of the word “backwards” that shall cause Ben extreme physical pain

It’s like riding a bicycle backards

by 3rd block November 30, 2017

Backyardigains

A show that will make your baby SO FUCKING HAPPY! Lol

*baby starts crying*
*puts on backyardigains*
*baby shuts up*

by Sweaty_Mac May 24, 2021

Backyard Arms Race

A term used to describe the proliferation of backyard play items in a post COVID world- starts with swing sets and basketball hoops. Then come soccer/lacrosse nets and a zip line. As all sides of the neighborhood fence add these items, one neighbor gets the trampoline (aka Mormon Babysitter). Then trampolines everywhere. Winter comes? Backyard skating rinks. The sides build their arsenals until balance is restored. A rink for every kid.

Then the goddamn Smiths at the end of the cul-de-sac get the sports court and the race is BACK ON.

Hey Ned, did you see the Sniths got a new sports court once we all had trampolines? Now my shitty kids are whining again. I guess the backyard arms race is back on.

by Candles McBoots January 2, 2022

Backwards turnbuckle

A backwards turnbuckle is when you sit back to back with your bro and use a seat belt to become one. Then reach behind and jerk them off.

Me and Ron got shit faced and backwards turnbuckled lastnight.

by Cooteronetime February 15, 2023

Double backwards

Walking swiftly out of the venue while--facing forward--you extend both arms behind you with your middle fingers extended.

The Double Backwards means that my boy got disrespected at a breakfast meeting, so he stood up and gave them the double-backwards.

by dewsteve March 11, 2015