alaskan tortellini

it is when you jizz in a condom tie it in a knot and then freeze it. And then you throw it at some one.

Alejandro enjoys making alaskan tortellini with his mom.

by mikeydingo November 21, 2009

Disasta from Alaska

Insulting nickname for Sarah Palin, Governor of Alaska, and Vice Presidential nominee for the Republican Party. So named for her lack of intelligence, her right wing radical views, and the fact that she is a complete and total drag on McCain's campaign for President. Like, a disaster...

The fact that the nickname rhymes is just a cool co-incidence.

Joe: Are you voting for McCain?
Bob: You crazy? I don't want the Disasta from Alaska as Vice President!! She's as dumb as a bag of hammers!!

by Precious999 December 9, 2008

Alaskan bitch slap

Right before your about to cum while your chick is giving you oral...pull your cock out and stick your hand out in front of it. Cum onto your hand then slap her in the face.

Christy ended up in the hospital because Tyler gave her the hardest alaskan bitch slap she's ever had.

by H T H August 29, 2007

Alaskan Alarm Clock

The act of waking someone up by ejaculating on them.

Rip Van Winkle would not wake up until he received an Alaskan Alarm Clock.

by Chief Ten Peckers February 15, 2010

Alasia

The name Alasia is amazing. If you are friends with an Alasia, your life is most likely very fun and crazy. Alasia is the life of the party, has green eyes, and is beautiful. Not to mention very, very intelligent. Alasia is the most amazing thing in the world.

There are few Alasia's out there...
Person 1: "I don't know what i would do without Alasia."
Person 2: "Same here, same here."

by ihavegreeneyes June 23, 2012

Alaskan bearclaw

An Alaskan bearclaw is when your female partner has open cuts and you ejaculate on them

My wife screamed because of my Alaskan bearclaw

by spodderman May 23, 2014

alaskan dumpster dive

When you take an Eskimo and feed him/her your trash in turn having them regurgitate it on you and you both slide on eachother's puke-covered body like a dumpster dive

When you go to Ancorage next week, as the natives about an Alaskan dumpster dive, it's a fun time ;)

by Bigguyty November 13, 2014