asspie

A disgusting-tasting pie.

"I hope they're not serving any of that asspie today!"

by Bethany November 9, 2003

assclench

To clench something tightly with one's ass. Assclamp.

by Bastardized Bottomburp August 28, 2003

asspect

Monacle a donkey wears.

My donkey is near sighted in one eye and wears an asspect.

by sly Dude December 17, 2009

Asspie

The product created when spreading ones ass cheeks and spackling the space between with cherry filling

Dane's mom really knows how to make a good asspie

by B_don October 16, 2011

asspiece

Replacing the slack-jawed lengthiness of "piece of ass" to something more streamlined and immediate.

Commonly used while driving through a city campus.

"Tube top...asspiece."
"Nerd girl...asspiece"

by Lambzilla January 10, 2009

asspeg

A lubed up carrot used in the forced ramming of ones rectum.

I sat down for lunch today and there was a fucking asspeg in my chair. I had to go to the hospital to get it taken out.

by Ticklish Tapir February 4, 2006

asspresso

When you take a shit into an espresso maker & turn it on. Then you float a load of foamy jism on the top if you want to make it a Cock Cappacino.

When I worked at starbucks I used to make alot of Asspressos.

by Doyle February 18, 2004