Assflames

Flames that come out of a persons ass when a lighter is put in front of the fart. Also a type of fighting style in a desperate attempt to win.

origin of the word: randomly sitting in French class drawing on Kenan's papers someone draws and ass and Aldo draws flames thus creating ASSFLAMES!

Murderer pulls out gun

Random person shoots an assflames from his/her anus to incinerate the bad guy

by BlackTransAmdude July 7, 2011

assflow

1. The average amount of waste or fartiness ejected out a person's ass.

2. Total rubbish or spewing aggravating verbal nonsense.

. Dude, Jimmy Joe keeps farting, it smells terrifying. He must have an extraordinary assflow.

2. Okay okay we heard enough about your agitated drunken political views, stop the assflow.

by TrevorS September 1, 2006

assfong

an ass tool which has gay references

you're an assfong \:D/

by Plaatjie_uK June 25, 2008

ASAIFFLI

As Soon As I Fricken Feel Like It

"When will you take out the trash like your father told you 3 times now?"

"ASAIFFLI, you freakin bitch!"

by Glitch in the System388 January 20, 2009

assfelt

An immensely satisfying expression of gas from deep within the bowels often expressed in B minor.

Just as the manager was asking if he wanted the minimum wage paying, McJob, he let rip an assfelt fart and said, noncommittally, "yeah, sure."

by Prattle On, Boyo November 6, 2013

assfaceness

A completly rediculous inappropriate act. Unnecesary disfunction of the mental well being. It may be similar toa assface

What kindah assfaceness is this?

by Human intellegince database June 21, 2014

Assfazoodler

Noun. The act or process of fazooding an ass. Commonly used to define something dumb the AI does in a game.

Barbra: "How could you be such an assfazoodler, Tom!!!"

by SapperDaddy69 December 8, 2016