alternative

adj. used to describe people or things that are or appear impaired to the point of hilarity, usually mentally. Usage is mostly localised to a small alternative high school in Michigan.

"You're being kind of alternative today" "That car/goat is alternative."

by Schmill the Definer May 8, 2006

Alternative society movement

A movement where people seek to drop out of regular society and form a society among themselves where there are lots of drugs,sex ect. and they often form communes and/or have regular gatherings with lots of drugs,sex ect. and there is a general hippie counter culture outlook on life. One of the main ideas is that if enough people join it there won't be enough people in regular society and it will colapse and the alternative society will take over.

John is in the alternative society movement.

by Deep blue 2012 June 30, 2010

Alternateen

Not to be confused with the other (incorrect) definition of alternateen (which actually is an umbrella of Punk, Poserpunk, Emo, Scene, Goth, Hardcore, Grindcore, and Death Metal, all in one tight little generalization), Alternateens are the undereducated Hipsters. They look relatively indie, but stay within earth tones, have close to hippie-esque hair, and tend to say they listen to "Alternative Music" not knowing the specifics of the genre. Alternative encompasses all subgenres of rock (see whats above, give or take some). Alternateens are mostly found in small towns and are teenagers that try too hard with knowing so little about culture.

We were walking down the street in that tiny port town when we passed a teen center surrounded by Alternateens, who gave us the nastiest look.

by regretsareawaste April 9, 2008

ALTERcation

A verbal and/or physical dust-up due to either someone's displeasure at da tailoring adjustments of a prized garment, or someone's decidedly NOT "holding his peace" at a wedding.

A bridal shop should pay due diligence during gown-preparations, to hopefully avoid any ALTERcations stemming from one or more wardrobe malfunctions during a "big day" ceremony.

by QuacksO February 2, 2023

verbal altercation

Cause a disruption to the public/ arguing

I was charged with verbal altercation at school today

by FMW2020 June 3, 2016

afterbation

the act of masturbation after having had sexual intercourse, when one's partner has departed.

Lorilax:
"After you left, I was reading an art history book-got me going. I had to put it down and afterbate."

Rutherford: "No doubt. I love afterbation when Dali is involved. Our sex life is hot. We need a gallery"

by the lorilax April 14, 2014

alternative vagina

The act of masturbating in your car while still in the bar parking lot after failing to pickup a chick at closing time.

Despite winning his fantasy football league championship, Jim was unable to impress any of the local girls at the bar to drop their panties so now Jim May have to head to his car and settle for some alternative vagina.

by RBAK January 25, 2017