alcoholic

My observation over a lifetime, is the individual
(1) drinks frequently (almost daily),
(2) becomes inebriated relatively soon after the first or second drink,
(3) continues to drink, sometimes to a state of unconsciousness
(4) knows that they have a problem but won't admit it.
(5) almost always has a ketone acidosis odor on their breath
(6)SAL IS AN ALCOHOLIC IN DENIAL.

Sal drinks too often && is in denial so he is an alcoholic.

by HookerElla June 24, 2008

alcoholic

Someone who has decided to label themselves in order to obtain special treatment, psychiatric drugs, or join a cult. Also a term used to detach from responsibility and make others responsible for your own problems.

My neighbor is an alcoholic. He’s been sober for three years, doesn’t work, and spends all his disability check on Vegas hookers.

by devestment October 10, 2009

alcholoic

badly spelled internet version of alcoholic; someone who drinks like Captian Jack Sparrow. See also Veritas

Look cracka, I aint no alcholoic..I handle my shiznit.

by Akasha February 28, 2004

alcoholic

powerless over alcohol

i am an alcoholic

by 082497 March 30, 2015

alcoholic whore

A married woman who gets drunk and sends sexts to her male best friend.

That alcoholic whore, Jen, got drunk on a Thursday and sent sexts to her best male friend, who is in a relationship. She thought it was HILARIOUS!

by imsopetty January 17, 2018

Pseudo-Alcoholic

Pretending to be drunk/slightly buzzed so people will not judge/take you seriously if you make a fool of yourself or say something stupid. Liberates you and helps you have fun and loosen up at parties, minus the brain damage.

"Dude, I'm the world's best drunk driver; five time gold medalist."
"Are you a Pseudo-Alcoholic?"
"Yeaaaasassahaaaaa man, of course ii erm, man"

by WubbyJPen August 5, 2014

Alcoholic

person who 'chooses' white cider in the off licence. smells of piss. see jakey

i'm not an alcoholic i enjoy pissing myself and being yellow

by gavin September 27, 2003