IBS Alarm

When you have Irritable Bowel Syndrome and your stomach makes the most audible, dreadful, gut wrenching noise typically indicating that a painful, asshole-burning, sweat-inducing stream of diarrhea is likely to follow shortly thereafter. Is often times confused for the noise your stomach makes before you rip a loud fart or when you’re extremely hungry. In some circumstances when this rumbling is mistaken for the latter, the victim will try to squeeze out the fart that they believe is forming to be met with painful burning around the asshole and/or diarrhea leakage, indicating a true IBS Alarm.

Eren’s Stomach: *rumbling, rumbling, rumbling, rumbling*

Armin: Woah dude, are you hungry or something? Need to fart?
Eren: No. I just tried to and I shit my pants. It was an IBS Alarm.

Jean: YOOOO this man just shit his pants.

Armin: That’s disgusting.

by hinokamikaguraa May 21, 2022

Stall Alarm

The obvious and intentional noise you make in a public bathroom stall to alert others when the enter the bathroom, that the stall is being occupied. Includes the ruffling of the newspaper, the pretend cough, and clearing ones throat.

Some guy was talking on his cell phone while in the bathroom, so I gave him the stall alarm to know that I could hear everything he was saying.

by Devan Kadwish April 28, 2010

ring the alarm

A phrase denoting the entry of a homosexual into the room where you are situated.

Whenever Monte enters pathology class, I turn to Mariano and say "ring the alarm"

by Serge N. April 12, 2005

The Alarm Clock

It is when you set the alarm clock for like five minutes later than the time it is currently and then straddle the girl so your over her face and then when the alarm rings you bust a load in her face as she wakes up

"THANKS TO Fairleigh Dickinson University"

Yo bro this morning i gave my girl the alarm clock!

by M.JUSTIN.F May 2, 2008

Alarm Cat

Early in the morning, around sunrise, the lovely little fur-ball that slept by you night decides to get up. She trots over to her bowl, which is empty ... Then, she comes back into the bedroom and meows at the top of her lungs - for the sole purpose of waking your lazy butt up to get her something to eat!

Diane: I am so tired. My Alarm Cat went off at 6am today! I have to start feeding that cat at night.

by Diba Diane February 8, 2010

False Alarm

Exact opposite of shart. When you get a feeling that you really need to take a shit but after being seated on the throne you only fluctuate.

"Man i thought I had to take a massive dump but it turned out to be a false alarm." or "Why are you acting like a huge false alarm?"

by Ratedout October 4, 2008

Alarm Call

Spunking into someones face whilst they are asleep.

Also could be "wake up call"

"So, you need to wake up at 6, no problem"

by Smilie June 14, 2004