Alarm Cock

The act of purposefully waking up an unsuspecting guest by slapping your genitalia on your chest. Enacted through a "tick cock" metronome like fashion. Otherwise to rouse a partner from their slumber by doing the same thing or prodding them if aforementioned tactic does not accomplish stirring the person awake.

Not to be confused with tea bagging or mushroom printing however sometimes combined. However if you are alone an alarm clock can be denoted through morning wood.

Victim: "why are you slapping your penis on your chest? It's too early for this!"
Perpetrator: "I'm sorry your forgot to set your alarm cock"

"I woke up this morning with a stiffy. It served as an alarm cock"

by Feral Man August 3, 2014

Stall Alarm

The obvious and intentional noise you make in a public bathroom stall to alert others when the enter the bathroom, that the stall is being occupied. Includes the ruffling of the newspaper, the pretend cough, and clearing ones throat.

Some guy was talking on his cell phone while in the bathroom, so I gave him the stall alarm to know that I could hear everything he was saying.

by Devan Kadwish April 28, 2010

ring the alarm

A phrase denoting the entry of a homosexual into the room where you are situated.

Whenever Monte enters pathology class, I turn to Mariano and say "ring the alarm"

by Serge N. April 12, 2005

The Alarm Clock

It is when you set the alarm clock for like five minutes later than the time it is currently and then straddle the girl so your over her face and then when the alarm rings you bust a load in her face as she wakes up

"THANKS TO Fairleigh Dickinson University"

Yo bro this morning i gave my girl the alarm clock!

by M.JUSTIN.F May 2, 2008

Dog Alarm

When one dog barks and the entire neighborhood of dogs start barking

Jamie be quiet, We wouldn't want to set off the dog alarm

by sinsforeal July 28, 2016

Alarm Cat

Early in the morning, around sunrise, the lovely little fur-ball that slept by you night decides to get up. She trots over to her bowl, which is empty ... Then, she comes back into the bedroom and meows at the top of her lungs - for the sole purpose of waking your lazy butt up to get her something to eat!

Diane: I am so tired. My Alarm Cat went off at 6am today! I have to start feeding that cat at night.

by Diba Diane February 8, 2010

False Alarm

Exact opposite of shart. When you get a feeling that you really need to take a shit but after being seated on the throne you only fluctuate.

"Man i thought I had to take a massive dump but it turned out to be a false alarm." or "Why are you acting like a huge false alarm?"

by Ratedout October 4, 2008