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The Baldwin Affect

When a person clears a firearm, be it real or prop, and pulls the trigger later, firing off a round. This is known as The Baldwin Affect.

Many believe that the ghost of Alexander Rae Baldwin Sr. Is to blame. Some say he follows Alec everywhere attwmpting to load unloaded guns that Alec is going to handle. Reports have shown that the ghost of Alec's grandfather is very angry with him for being gay. Which is perfectly fine, you know.

While it is not necessary for a fatality to occur during The Baldwin Affect. It is encouraged.
Person 1: "I don't know how that gun could have gone off! It's got to be the gun!"

Person 2: "Or a ghost! Did your papaw know you were gay before he died?"

Person 1: "what does that have to do with anything?!"

Person 2: "I think you just got rizzed by tmThe Baldwin Affect, my dude."

Person 1: "WTF ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT CALL 911 TRACY'S FKN DYIN, MAN!!!"
by Ru$ty Bucket$ May 25, 2023
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makeup affect

Makeup makes a girl prettier but usually the more makeup the stupidity gets larger
Yeah she's an example of the makeup affect
by Forty-nine May 1, 2016
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Affected

Popularised by the UK TikTok star Chelsea Lee Art, Being Affected means that a situation, event or person has led someone to become annoyed, upset or angry, similar to being “triggered”.
“i said she had a big nose, she was so affected” or “you know you’re wrong, get affected” or ”i lost the bet, im so affected.
by smallwhitedog123 November 3, 2023
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The Gyarados Affect

When a person who originally is unattractive ages/hits puberty and is transformed into a sexy beast.
Originates from Pokemon, when a weak Magikarp evolves and becomes a powerful Gyarados.
Jane: Did you hear about Brian moving back to town?
Karen: Yeah! I never imagined he'd go through puberty so well and get so HOT!
Jane: I know! The Gyarados Affect worked so well on him!
by Wet Noodle Bandit June 4, 2015
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Fetsch Affect

The Fetsch effect as described in the dictionary is when someone thinks they are so high and mighty that they begin to treat everyone like shit and think they are “up” when in reality it is opposite, they are down
Mary has been acting strange lately I think she might have the Fetsch Affect
by CSmith29 October 11, 2023
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angler affect

Dangling happiness in front of somebody until they've been caught in the icy jaws of marriage and are absorbed into one being like angler fish.
A: Have you heard from Rowland lately?
B: No he's been caught by the angler affect, he's gone forever.
by TherealDLimb December 11, 2016
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