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Alcohol Parade

The act of wandering from a place to another one drinking all night long..or until u r totally blasted,hence u r forced to waste the rest of your night on the crappy floor of a club/pub/your home toilet.

The main purpose of an Alcohol Parade is to get new mates in each place u have a drink, using alcohol as a powerful legal substance that allow u to build up new relations with previously unknown people..btw often it.s most likely they.ll keep to be unknown even the day after cuz you won.t be able to remind them,). Therefore the most important stuff is that you must be aware about your own tolerance threshold to avoid unwanted side effects as reported before, and to avoid regretful recoveries with unattractive/disgusting/nasty beings of the opposite (or even same) sex.

Broadly speaking even the whole life of an alcohol-addicted can be define as lifelong alcohol parade, where he spends all his time moving back and forth between pubs or supermarkets but with the mere aim to feel intoxicated.
A - shall we go for an alcohol parade?
B - I'm in, FOR SURE!! First round.s on me tonight,)

A - hey man nice to c u again!!! tonight i lost u right after a couple of drinks, so what was your last alcohol parade like?
B - ...dude, let.s have a bomb-cocktail i need to forget that rubbish sack i woke up with..
by yosoybeachboy January 26, 2010
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alcohol raped

is the act of being forced to take another drink with a person at a party (shot or beer) usually by a friend or acquaintance usually with the word pussy thrown in
Josh got alcohol raped when Brittney, nichole and russell poured four shots and called him a pussy till he got got up to take the shot with them
by tisgigm April 21, 2011
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Alcoholike

A person who really likes alcohol but in denial of being an alcoholic.
Michael was telling people he wasn't an alcoholic but an alcoholike!
by Michaels friend(: May 13, 2011
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Alcoholimic

A person (usually a girl) who makes themselves throw up after a night of drinking in the hopes that they reduce their hangover.
Where did Laura go?

She went to go make herself throw up.

She's a total alcoholimic.
by Dean the Painter May 22, 2011
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Alcohol Ass

when you intake a large amount of alcohol and have diarrhea the next morning
I got too drunk last night I have alcohol ass
by CaroBLIT October 2, 2017
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Alcohol Poop

Alcohol Poop: noun: A poop full of alcohol that will usually occur within 24 hours of a night out.
"Oh wow don't you feel so much better after that Alcohol poop? I know I do"
by Danzon December 15, 2017
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Alcohalas

“My good buddy Dylan is a recovering Alcohalas, he was once the king of the alcoholics
by The wrestler Steen March 2, 2020
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