August 31

August 31 tell your crush you like them day! Boy or girl :)

Dude! It’s tell your crush you like them day! Better go tell Mary you like her! Tell your crush you like them day is defined as a way to tell your crush you like them! Basically August 31 is a date of crushes!

August 31 by thatcoolavocado October 28, 2019

October 31 national slap ass 

On October 31 of every year you must slap a person's ass to celebrate the holidays!
Its national slap ass day. Don’t forget to slap someone's ass ! Big, small, or thicc just slap it

Bro why did you slap my ass
Its october 31 national slap ass day
Oh

October 31 national slap ass by Its me unknow thicc boy October 31, 2019

March 31

March 31
National Play Minecraft Day

"Hey it's March 31 Lets play Minecraft"

March 31 by RainbowDoggo March 2, 2020

April 31 

National fuck your boyfriend or girlfriend day. Go get it on!!!

Hey its April 31st

April 31 by Iv league April 30, 2021

October 31 

ITS HALLOWEEN MOTHER FUCKERS!!! Go out and get free candy! Dress up if you want, but I’d you don’t want to you don’t have too! Just get off your ass for 2 hours and get some free candy cause it’s fucking Halloween! And you get to dress Kline a hooker for a whole day!

Dumbfuck : it’s October 31st, you know what that means

Dumbwhore : it’s Halloween bitches, we can dress like slut for the day! Hell yeah!

October 31 by TulipTea October 28, 2019

October 31 

National fat ass day. FUCK HALLOWEEN WE ARE DOING NATIONAL FAT ASS DAY!! On October 31 all the fat/thick people come together and eat all the junk food they can find. NO SKINNY PEOPLE ALLOWED. BYOF BRING YOUR OWN FOOD
BYOB BRING YOUR OWN BED WE HAVING A SLEEP OVER! STN SPREAD THE NEWS. If you really want a skinny person it will cost them 10$! (All thick celebrity’s through the back door)

Friend: Are you excited for Fat ass day on October 31!”

Skinny person: Yea but I have to bring 10 bucks ☹️

October 31 by Bella Martell/ Denbrough October 28, 2019

October 31 

Get candy from your crush day.

Girl: Are you going to give candy to me?
Boy: What? Why?
Girl: Because its October 31 national get candy from your crush day
Boy: *in shock*

October 31 by Til Tok Tehe October 29, 2019