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Daniel Tosh 

A comedian with a halfway decent television show who gets slapped a lot more often than he gets laid.
'Hey did you see the new Tosh.0 episode?'
'Yeah. Bet he gets slapped a lot more often than he gets laid. That Daniel Tosh!'
Daniel Tosh by AnonBetty October 13, 2011
This is a person who is kind, caring, and very funny. He goes out with women name Alondra and tends to act gay around his friends. Although Daniel may have a small dick he is an awesome friend to have.
Daniel by just your friend May 18, 2016
Skinny ass pale ass fucker who sucks 8 big black dicks all day while getting fucked in the ass by Asian body builders while screaming "SHOVE 9 TATER TOTS UP MY DICKHOLE!"
Daniel is a fucking nigger who also got molested by his dad and a big black Asian nigga
Daniel by Bugdaddytyronee February 23, 2017

Danielle Kristine 

Danielle Kristine is usually the most amazing person. She's nice and has a sense of humor. Cutest girl you'll ever meet. Most likely short and adorable. With little hands and feet. She's creative and has more guy friends than girl friends. When she gets really mad, she cries. She's very big on grammar. She's someone who is charismatic and easy going. A loyal friend and someone whom you can rely on. She's responsible and intelligent. She's very sensitive. You feel very comfortable talking to her and going to her for anything. Herself, like her name is unique and one-of-a-kind. Her sweetness is rare to find. But when she gets mad, shit gets serious. Overall, she's very amiable.
"Hey, you know Danielle Kristine?"
"Yeah, I love her"
Danielle Kristine by z0boomafoo January 11, 2012

danielle bergoli

Some dumb bitch with red hair that said cash me ousside how bow dah
oh look danielle bergoli is rich now

Daniela Kaplan 

a lesbian that will eat boys.
"Hide yo wife,hide yo kids Daniela Kaplan is coming!"
Daniela Kaplan by moocherluvscake December 19, 2012