danger wank

To masturbate while nearing an unstable state of Rohypnol or GHB induced unconsciousness.
Usually executed upon crowded dance floors.

He danger wanked right into matey's sister

by garmoogethz January 31, 2005

plank wank

a tern used to describe a litte ass-hole of a person ehos desided to waste his life pushing a bit oif wood round on wheels

by Anonymous August 10, 2003

posh wank

to masturbate while wearing a glove

nothing on telly lasty night so I stayed in a had a posh wank

by Lord Spunkface November 20, 2003

Tit-Wank

Expression - Playing about, a tease.

1. Yo Lemon!, bang up some proper choons, stop "Tit-Wanking" about with Britney 'Teeny-Bopping' Spears!!!
2. Lemon would rather play FIFA than International Superstar Soccer on his PS2, what a "Tit-Wank(er)".

by Bruce Lee March 28, 2003

facebook wank

When someone writes a very strange status on facebook in order to get attention/comments from other people.

"Hey, look at Jonhnny's status, she says he like to wear makeup and high heels, i think he has been facebook raped"

"nah! that loser just had a facebook wank that is all!"

by The orginal shermantrix October 26, 2009

San Franciscan Wank

A dutch rudder during which the man holds a shake weight instead of his penis. Ironically, this is a safe for work act and the acronym for the term is also SFW.

At the White Elephant party, Scott got stuck with the shake weight, so Tim gave him a San Franciscan Wank to make him feel better.

by Turbo Mayonaise December 29, 2010

steamy wank

The act where someone wanks so hard all the blood goes to their penis and the friction causes it to heat then boil eventually meaning your penis explodes

You going out tonight ? Person 2
Nah I'm now infertile - Person 1
How? - Person 2
Had a steamy wank - Person 1

by Lostmevirginitybeforemedad November 17, 2013