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Poop Lasagna 

Can also be a group activity, especially at a workplace where an initial coworker starts off a standard dump but does not flush. The initial worker then inspires coworkers to continue to add layers to the 'lasagna'without flushing as to surprise the custodial staff or the workplace prude. It is virtually unpunishable given bathroom and privacy laws.

The poop represents the meat and cheese layers, while the toilet paper acts as the noodle. When done as a group effort, the heterogeneity of layers offered by various diets makes the poop lasagna a true workplace team building activity.
The guys on third shift really bonded last night by making a poop lasagna that went past the lid.
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A poop sock is a sock which is commonly used by Anons around the globe. Said sock, is defecated into, and then hid from mummy in a secretive area. Not to be confused with the 'Piss Drawer'. Do NOT, under any circumstances, put on or mix your poop sock with other clean socks. In the event of putting on Poop Sock, go /k/ommando and mix bleach and ammonia to get the stinky poo off.
"Hey Lenny, didn't your mummy find your poop sock?" "Yeah. I'm so mad at her. She said NO TENDIES FOR A WEEK"
"Bro, that's rough."

"Oh shit! I put on my poop sock! Guess I'll get the Clorox. :/"
Poop Sock by rastyhaf March 18, 2019
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poop slatt 

do not say this
poop slatt by boglequan November 25, 2020

poop cap 

A solid piece of poop blocking the butthole passage allowing prolonged control over otherwise explosive diarrhea.
Adam blew his poop cap, and now he can't stop shitting everywhere!
poop cap by Plumpy4000 January 8, 2009
something that some one does not want to do or is undesirable to do
"man cleaning up your house is poop work"
poop work by johnbsg December 28, 2008

Poop Fears

(n.) The irrational fear of having to drop a deuce at an inconvenient time (i.e. long car rides, grocery shopping, interviews, etc.).
Yo, check it. I had four sliders from White Castle and now I have poop fears real bad.
Poop Fears by John Blane February 9, 2008

poop shute assasin 

a man who impregnates male or female ass holes without giving prior warning to the owner of the said ass hole
oops wrong hole ..... i.e. sorry pet I seem to have hit your poop shute...... that idiot was just a poop shute assasin