I Human 

A person who does something awesome, a step up from someone who "Rocks."

Stranger: "Wow! You really Rock!"
That person responds: "No, I Human.."

I Human by R0xii December 18, 2012

The Human Spork

A nickname for any guy who spoons like a boss.

Sleeping with him is so nice, it must be because he's The Human Spork.

The Human Spork by TheHumanSpork December 13, 2015

pet human 

Generally part of the Millennial generation, a employee who thinks they are entitled to everything without having to do work or earn it.

In many ways similar to a pet, where you are expected to give it what it wants without getting anything in return.

How did Steve get that promotion? Oh you didn't know,the manager quit and they needed a body to fill the position, so they picked their favorite pet human.

pet human by Pseudopsyk May 14, 2016

the human piñata 

christian novelli but also @damndodie_

someone: look at the human piñata over there!
damndodie_: that's just christian

the human piñata by damndodie_ January 5, 2017

Tri Human 

1; Me, Myself, I.
2; Father, Son, Spirit.

3; Wh I think I am, Who you think I am, Who I really am.

4; Conscience, Subconsience, Love.

The advantages of a Tri Human is their ability to sense and understand that their life form is an extraordinarily amazing and incredibly gifted being. Much like a God, beyond our imagination.

Tri Human by 1969DEEEPER February 5, 2017

mainstream human 

One who takes part in the mainstream ideas/activities of the common people. ie : waring hats,sport viewing, alcohol consumption, standard TV watching.

My father believes everything he sees on the news, he is such a mainstream human.

mainstream human by Grimydefwords February 24, 2017

Organic human 

Dumb asses that believe they come from seeds

Jeffery is a dumb ass for thinking hes a organic human

Organic human by Jeffery the fat ass June 17, 2018