crankslap

Similar to a cockslap, or getting slapped in the face with a penis. Only difference is that a crank is a way bigger than a normal penis.

"yo that girl on facebook is hot but she's got a dude in her main pic with her"

"who cares I'll crankslap that punk"

by Sweet Nicolas December 9, 2009

cranium paste

the blood spattered on the ground from getting sniped.

check out that cranium paste from my kill.

by dragonprince129 December 15, 2009

crannos

corrected word Cramps.

Crannos is a dumb ass typo that people will think your retarded if you misspell it.

if you do (like me) your a fuckin dumb fuck

girl one: omg crannos suck
girl one: *cramps
girl two: xDD agreed
girl two: crannos. totally.

by dumbhelllfucker January 31, 2010

Cranimal

blinglish for white mans animal. or an albino animal. and the last slang for cranberry flavored animal crackers

"Yo man your cranimal is on my side of the fence man and ate my cranimals. you goin to git me sum more ba.

by Ravenateher February 7, 2010

Cranberry Dragon

Def: A sexual act involving painful anal sex that usually ends with blood leaking from the anus of the penetrated partner.

"Last night I gave my girl a Cranberry Dragon and she's still not walking right today."

by ELRooo February 5, 2010

Cranks

One who used to hit lots of homeruns in highschool. Also might be referred to someone who used to have no neck. Or has meaty tires.

Are you playing softball this summer? Are you kidding me..They used to call me Cranks in highschool.

by Dr. Micheal Roberts February 4, 2010

Crankshaft-Walter Turkey

Anything to do with a cranky old man from the Flint Michigan area

That old Turkey is such a cranky old grouch! He is just like Walter off of Jeff Dunhams act. That old cuss is such a Crankshaft-Walter Turkey!

by Walter-Turkey February 12, 2010