K-TOWN Share definition Flag I don't know what the hell is up with you guys, but k-town is slang for a little place called Kirkland, Washington. GUY #1: I live in k-town! gUY #2: HOLY CRAP! You live in kirkland? K-TOWN by bvkfslgn;gklaejg April 4, 2005 0 0 Get merch Get the K-TOWN mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch