jizzic 

to work your sexual magic

you get with that girl last night man? yeaaa i worked my jizzic

jizzic by daniel45455445y May 31, 2009

Jizzard 

1. A lizard covered in semen, or 'jizz'
2. A blizzard made out of jizz.
3. A wizard that excels in acts of wizardry combined with jizz.

1. 'Billy looked at the jizzard... and he knew he was at the wrooong side of town.'

2. 'Suddenly a jizzard appeared and after hours of unspeakable suffering Billy was left weakened and broken on the ground.'

3. 'Hello young hobbit, do you seek 'adventure'?' Asked the Jizzard.

Jizzard by 1921 June 1, 2011

jizzem sandwich 

A delicate pastry topped with a white creme substance, usually jizz.

Customer: Hey you guys got any jizzem sandwiches?
Fast Food Cashier: Uhm, can you describe them to me?
Customer: Sure, its some bread with cream.
Fast Food Cashier: Nah playa, don't think we got those anymore.
Customer: Aite, no problem just going to make some at home then.

jizzem sandwich by rice4lyfeinda415 March 15, 2009

jizzoint 

Joint. Left-handed cigarette, maryjane, pot, weeeeed

Let's go smoke a jizzoint!

jizzoint by jeepzilla December 12, 2003

Jizzable 

so good you could spunk over it

did u see that fit woman last night?
yeah, she was jizzable

Jizzable by Jizzdup November 19, 2007

jizzato 

Used as a reaction to a surprise or to note something that is sexually appealing. The "jizz" in "jizzato" refers to semen.

Jizzato! You scared the crap out of me!
Did you see the t back on that ho? Jizzato!

jizzato by aDam Rulz September 12, 2008

jizzy tissues 

any fabric or material that is used to jizz on and is left to ferment in a conspicuous location.

Clean up those jizzy tissues you fag

jizzy tissues by pcmckay August 2, 2007