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That's Not The Way You Eat A Panini 

An expression used when something is not done properly.

Originally derived from a small child eating a panini sideways (as opposed to starting at the end), and being told that it was not, in fact, the correct way to eat it.
*Person does something wrong / sings out of tune / {insert strange action of your choice}*

You: Now that's NOT the way you eat a panini.
Related Words

good food good meat good god let’s eat

Saying after prayer in floribama shore, used to thank the lord for the meal they are about to receive
Thank you lord for blessing us with this food, good food good meat good god let’s eat

I Eat Babies 

A term used the same way that "I own u" is used in gaming. Could also be said:
I eat your babies, I ate your babies.
Justin and Zac were battling Dalton and Brandon. Zac and Justin win. Zac says "I eat babies!!!" Dalton and Justin say "lolwut."
I Eat Babies by Ziiiiizizizi January 20, 2009

Go eat a cat then shake it ! 

YOU: Go eat a cat then shake it !
them : :|

I don’t eat pussy 

1. The words a man can say to a woman that will ruin their relationship, turns him from a 10 to a 1.
2. Something a gay guy or a straight woman would say.
Louise: on a scale of one to ten, how good would you say you are at eating pussy.
Kevin: I don’t eat pussy, that’s gross.
Louise: I’m sorry but you’re not my type.

2. Adam: I don’t eat pussy, I suck dick.

J'eat yet 

Some consider this "Pittsburghese". Many people in Pittsburgh speak so quickly and with so little enunciation, that you often get phrases like "J'eat yet" or something about the Steelers and drinking into a three word sentance.
This particular phrase, however, is merely, "Did you eat yet?" Although, it can also sound like "Jeat jet?".
"Hey Bobby, I was going out for food, j'eat yet?"
"Not yet Jane, I'll come grab food too."

or

"J'eat yet?"
"No, I got a sandwich now though."
J'eat yet by Synyster Ravyn November 14, 2006