March 2

This is the day all the cutest people were born
And all the slags are born

Friend: she’s so cute
Other friend: she’s born in March 2

by Hahahahaloser45678 May 29, 2022

December 2

National send a titty pic day

Guy: it’s December 2
Girl: ugh fine

by I love toes December 2, 2020

October 2

The best mom ever was born this day. She will always be there for you and will put you infront of her. You will always love her forever and never ever forget her. You won’t ever want to lose her. She will always have a price of her in your life and nothing will take away the love she gives to you. She will always help you when times are taught and she will do anything for you. She is just the best.

Person 1: what day is it

Person 3”2: October 2, the best mom was born today

by Laurenhehe January 11, 2021

Doctor 2

To take a mildly racist and do a prostate exam and tell he is part black

I think this man needs a doctor 2

by Whydontutakemetogumpytown March 25, 2023

24/2

second national day sex! Everyone should have sex with their partner and not only!

example: My love is 24/2 I hope you do not have a headache ...

by Hello kitty the blue February 24, 2022

2 n00b

Basically, the verb form of the word n00b. It's when you go out to own pwn sum n00bs.

Hay, dude, wanna go out n00bing latr?
Sure, I've been a litl bizy lately, but I've wanted 2 n00b fo a wile.

by Taylor Matyasz November 15, 2007

1 and 2

The most destructive phase ever spoken, believed to be created by a group of youths during a game of coins way back in 2007, “1 and 2” has recently been discovered by Ukrainian militants and intelligence informs us that they are planning to use it at the Beijing 2008 Olympics to cause a mass state of chaos and havoc.

game of coins
Ringo: Ahhh ya missed
Clair: No pointing with your elbow! 2 shots!
Jason: Ahhh Rimmmmmaaaaaa ave anota shot
Jarrad: Rim this ya gay!
Tomo: ay got im, your out piss off!
Pete: 1 and 2

mass destruction, broken tv cabinet, flipped table, buckets everywhere

by J-Truck April 15, 2008