workplace trash sifters 

Those folks you notice who always stay late who are doing so in order to be able to privately examine the contents of colleagues’ trashcans to gather intel.

Those creepy workplace trash sifters sometimes strike stark terror into me to the point where I can’t sleep!

workplace trash sifters by Dr Bunnygirl October 5, 2019

workplace mole

An unethical person, usually with zero self-respect or identity, who is willing to spy on colleagues in the workplace for the pathetic emotional goodies provided from administrative puppet masters.

Of course he is a vile workplace mole, why do you think they moved him into our department?

workplace mole by Dr Bunnygirl October 22, 2019

Kirkie-workie 

Used as nickname for close friends with the name Kirk.

Originated in Schertz, a small city beside San Antonio.

Hey, Kirkie-workie, how are you?

Kirkie-workie by Chezlin April 12, 2004

discouraged workers

In economics, discouraged workers is a person of legal employment age who is not actively seeking employment or who does not find employment after long-term unemployment. This is usually because an individual has given up looking or has had no success in finding a job, hence the term "discouraged". A discouraged worker is defined as a person not in the labor force who wants and is available for a job and who has looked for work sometime in the past 12 months (or since the end of his or her last job if a job was held within the past 12 months), but who is not currently looking because of real or perceived poor employment prospects.

The top five reasons for discouraged workers are the following:

1)The worker thinks no work is available.
2) The worker could not find work.
3) The worker lacks schooling or training.
4) The worker is viewed as too young or too old by the prospective employer.
5) The worker is the target of various types of discrimination.

discouraged workers by yyuryyubicuryy4me January 12, 2019

Get The Works 

Get The Works was a popular catchphrase from the nineties when people wanted to get all the toppings on whatever they ordered in a take away joint. Pizza Hut especially loved using the catchphrase to advertise their pizzas however when ordering in the modern age the younger generation don't understand the saying . Considering how commonly used the saying was when ordering takeaway in America or the western world and the amount of money Pizza hut spent into promoting it I'm surprised I'm the only one to write a definition for it maybe I'm showing my age.

Server. What do you want on your pizza
Me. I'LL GET THE WORKS
Server. Really all the toppings are you sure? thats alot of food
Me. Thats how we did it in my day.

Get The Works by Max1984Harper February 1, 2021

Worksop

A town in Nottinghamshire, about 20 minutes away from Sheffield. In the area of Bassetlaw.

Average, pubs, loads of kebab shops, boring town center, national trust park.

Places in Worksop:

Manton: People People are warned not to go into Manton after 7pm. (Wimps) Your car may be stolen, and your faced smashed in, if you upset the common Mantoner.

Rhodesia: A Mini Manton, far more old people, not as bad as Manton. Near a large bypass and Chesterfield Canal.

Gateford: A large resedential area. The new homes are for all the people with money who are looking to buy a nice house in Worksop. Gateford Road area, small terraced houses lots of crime. People getting stabbed in Jet Petrol Station, and windows getting shot at.

Shireoaks: Small community village, small school and church. Mostly old folks live there, a few kids. Pretty village with a slightly grotty canal running through it. Train Station and a random park.

Carlton In Lindrick: Drive through Village. A couple of miles from the centre of worksop. Mostly old folks live there, most of which don't tend to come out of their homes.

Langold: Similar to Carlton, includes Langold Lake, drunks usually go there on a Friday Night and push each other in.

Kilton: Lots of Council House bungalows where old people live, Bassetlaw Hopsital there too, apart from that, nothing else.

Larwood: Now full of Europeans, stereotypically fulled with old people, cos it is.

Worksop Centre: A Dump, nothing's there. A run-down doctors, and a Woolworths...but now that's gone too.

Schools:

Portland and Valley Comprehensive: Where the normal (and coolest) kids go.

Worksop College: Expensive, and has a freakishly weird exterior...and no-one actually knows anyone that goes there.

Primary Schools Include:

St. Anne's
St. Augustines
St. John's
St. Luke's
Gateford Park
Redlands
Norbridge
Ramsden
Kingston
New Manton
Ryton Park
Priory
Holy Family

Stuff To Do In Worksop:

Visit Clumber Park...
Nothing Else

Saisnbury's and McDonald's are probably the most exciting things to do in Worksop.

Shall we stop off at the run down Little Chef in Worksop on our journey?

No, let's not.

Worksop by CastrolSupra February 6, 2009

Robert The Construction Worker

The Snob Brother Of Bob The Builder

Bob The Builder Builds
Robert The Construction Worker Constructs

Robert The Construction Worker by Thomas The Wank Engine September 20, 2004