cunt scrape 

Street term for cervical examination, where a medical practitioner scrapes a womans cervix with a long sterile cotton tip.

Q: Why is it called a PAP SMEAR?
A: Cuz no one would go if they called it a CUNT SCRAPE!

cunt scrape by tat grrrl June 1, 2007

cunt slug

A useless, slimey, whore of a woman.

Get out of there ya dirty little cunt slug.

cunt slug by Justin O'Connell October 17, 2007

cunt goblin 

a person that someone hates alot. and is worse then just an average cunt. and often resemble a goblin.

Oh My God. Look at that girl. She is such a cunt goblin. I've hated her since she stole my best friend. She fucking looks like a goblin.

cunt goblin by cunt_goblin April 25, 2009

cunt crusher 

A penis that is so large it physically crushes a girls "cunt". Easily mistaken for clit crusher.

My dick is so big it crushed that bitches cunt, a.k.a. i'm a cunt crusher!

cunt crusher by cuntcrusher November 14, 2009

Cunt Flaps McGee 

An insult used to mock a person while seeming less offensive. Originating from the Celtic children's poem which follows: Listen my friends and I'll tell you with glee, The magical tale of Cunt Flaps McGee.

Hey, Cunt Flaps McGee, get the dick out of your mouth and stop mumbling.

Cunt Flaps McGee by nastynick69 October 31, 2009

Cunt Punting 

The act of kicking one in the cunt.
To kick a person with a vagina in the vagina.

lawl i just cunt punted that bitch.

lol did you see that cody just cunt punt that travis!

Aye bro lets go cunt punting!
ok dawg let me grab my cleats!

Cunt Punting by Kan you jerk May 28, 2009

cunt killer 

Large penis which will inflict pain on the female recipient during sex.

That donkey's penis is a real cunt killer.

cunt killer by diggler2002 July 12, 2006