literally the hottest guy alive like i’m just gonna have to 😘😘😘😘😘😘😘 we’re married but he doesn’t know it yet
by notsomeoneyoushouldworryabout April 16, 2022
Get the Thomasmug. Tom: "You know, it may have taken me years of improvement to get this far but I believe I'm becoming a real Thomas Emmitt."
Fred: "No son, you can never be a Thomas Emmitt... he is simply The Best."
Fred: "No son, you can never be a Thomas Emmitt... he is simply The Best."
by Kelzayeee June 2, 2019
Get the thomas emmittmug. A fucking god amongst men, everyone else is a living embodiment of trash compared to him. If your name isn’t Tom/Thomas go fuck yourself. Massive cock btw… don’t ask me how I know.
Person: Oh my god is that Thomas Andary
Tom: go fuck yourself
Person: What?
God: He said go fuck yourself
Person: Holy shit is that god?!
God: No it’s Joe mama now go fuck yourself
Tom: go fuck yourself
Person: What?
God: He said go fuck yourself
Person: Holy shit is that god?!
God: No it’s Joe mama now go fuck yourself
by J0e m4ma April 22, 2022
Get the Thomas Andarymug. Thomas is a man who is extremely gay
It’s been asked by many people wether or not people called Thomas are gay but I have found out the answer: They Are
It’s been asked by many people wether or not people called Thomas are gay but I have found out the answer: They Are
Thomas is a name given to some people when they are born. It’s a fairly popular one as well.
“Hey are you gay Thomas?”
Tom: “Yes I am”
“Hey are you gay Thomas?”
Tom: “Yes I am”
by John Tim. Not my real name June 1, 2022
Get the Thomasmug. Thomas Schulz is a very cute and fat person, who won´t buy people what they want. He is annoying and a very fat cunt.
by stealex November 3, 2020
Get the thomas schulzmug. Thomas has GORGEOUS blue eyes and dark brown hair. He is beyond cute and never wants to stop the conversation. He is especially great at basketball and football. He goes through crushes fast but when he finds one that he likes a lot he tells them and they instantly fall for him. He is one of the smartest boys in the grade even if he won’t admit it. Thomas can text for hours on end and will sometimes call you just for the hell of it. All the teachers love him because of his unexplainable personality. He treats those he trusts like friends and tell his best friends everything. Thomas knows how to tease someone without going to far. He is the best boyfriend ever and is a romantic. I can’t say enough about him.
Girl: Thomas told me he likes me and know I don’t even know why I’m falling for him
Girls friend: I know I love his blue eyes!! I wish he liked me.
Girls friend: I know I love his blue eyes!! I wish he liked me.
by Hermione Granger 2.0 February 25, 2020
Get the Thomasmug. by trojanhorseyunicorn:* August 2, 2021
Get the Thomasmug.