Luke Jesus

A man who has people around him constantly saying he has a massive penis, whether he does or not.

Awesome Lesbian: You see that Blue Yeti microphone? Yeah that's the size of Luke Jesus penis.

by thebsb July 26, 2020

Luke

sexy sharp jaw line, 6 foot +, beautiful blue eyes. never ever stops talking, but at least he has a cute voice. Sexy body, good abs. laughs at everything, and is always down to talk or do something. He is goofy, smart, hilarious, sexy, and makes you feel alive, and makes you happier than you have ever been with his cute ass smile. Dont call him Luke Skywalker or beat him in fortnite unless you want to see him mad.

C: Damn. Look at Luke. Hes the type of dude I want to bang. Then marry. And bang again.

by poookiemonster September 11, 2020

Luke

A family man

Luke; "he said leave me alone, I'm a family man and my bark is much worse than my bite" "he said leave me alone, I'm a family man if you push me too far I just might"

by Lynna5 May 23, 2016

Luke

That one guy who is good at everything without trying and if really easygoing, especially with the ladies. Plays an instrument (piano or violin) and likes to flex on you. Usually he's reminding you to copy his answers because he cares for you in that unique Luke way he does. Inside he's lonely when nobody is on his level, so he looks at memes and plays video games to fit in.

Damn Luke sit down and be humble.

Hey Luke what does number 7 say I can't read your handwriting.

by Jenny Tran April 28, 2019

Luke

Like, aka, big simp nazi man, is well known in Africa for being the Lord Of Bananas. He often hears the screams of Africans asking ‘a, a, can I please have a banana’

I could really use a fat dried ass banana, I’ll ask Luke big simp nazi

by NatCman7 November 27, 2021

Luke

hes gay doodooo head

Girl:you know luke?
Girl2: yeah hes gay

by eliIsCOol January 15, 2020

Luke Butler

a walking cretin of a man, totally loyal to the foil, loves nothing more that 'Chasing the Dragon' in a caravan, also comes with a 1990's British Boyband haircut.

Wee Tam - Awwww mate did you see that Traveller the other night, he was a junkie I think?

Mad Dave - Aye did ah mucker....he was a pure Luke Butler.

by Angry Haggis November 25, 2021