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A teenager who is a fan of Putin.
Example one:

Friend one: Isn't that guy J.?
Friend two: Yeah, it's him. He's a puteen.

Example two:

Friend one: You like Putin.
Friend two: No, I don't like Putin.
Friend one: Yes, you like Putin.
Friend two: No, I don't like Putin.
Friend one: You are a puteen.
Friend two: No, I'm not.
Friend one: Yes, you are a puteen.
puteen by Gaboantsa March 4, 2022
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two putting 

engaging in sexual intercourse in the center of a putting green on a golf course. following ejaculation, both partners run away naked leaving the rubber in the hole for an unlucky early golfer.
The country club security almost caught me two putting last night!
two putting by Sam and Zach July 4, 2006
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tiger putt 

When the putt is on the line, you rim the cup and the ball don't drop. Followed up by the second stroke that wins the hole.
I tiger putt on 15 the other day, it sucked.
tiger putt by Hole in 1 April 20, 2019

Reverend Putty 

The old guy from Moral Orel that everyone wants feet pics of. Kind of concerning in all honesty but I don't judge.
"Reverend Putty is sooooooo hot!"
"I know! Reverend Putty also gives the best sermons."
Reverend Putty by Coffee_is_me March 8, 2022

Sadimir Putin

1. When Vladimir Putin pouts or sheds a single tear in meme-worthy fashion. (Name)

2. When one is sad enough to pout or cry. (Slang)

Antonym: Gladimir Putin
When Mother Russia's oldest Brown Bear died of Stoli induced alcohol poisoning, Sadimir Putin's mug was all over RT.com claiming it was Grey Goose that killed the bruin.

Upon hearing about the death of his favorite crossing guard, Harold went all Sadimir Putin with a single tear.
Sadimir Putin by JHGC8 June 20, 2017

Putin proxy 

Donald J. Trump, 45th President of the United States.
As a Putin proxy, I am able to succeed beyond my wildest dreams.
Putin proxy by Dr Bunnygirl October 8, 2018

Mighty Putty

Only the greatest Billy Mays product to be advertised
No one man can survive without this genius product
Hi! Billy Mays here with Mighty Putty!
Mighty Putty by kinglouistheking January 9, 2012