Definitions by JHGC8
WalmartChungus
The disabled & morbidly obese, they/them on a mobility scooter who attends the No-Kings rallies wearing leather and post apocalyptic riot gear & face shields/headgear. They refer to themselves as “The Doge Walker.” As seen wheeling through high profile national protests with a MAGA-supporter or GOP caricature leashed in a manner similar to the villains in the MadMax series of films.
WalmartChungus was on the news again during the No Kings Rally before the violence erupted.
I saw WalmartChungus scooter jousting bystanders on CNN.
I saw WalmartChungus scooter jousting bystanders on CNN.
WalmartChungus by JHGC8 March 30, 2026
Fuuh
A violent and dramatic impact.
An onomatopoeia of sorts used to demonstrate things like punches, kicks, falls, crashes or celestial collisions.
An onomatopoeia of sorts used to demonstrate things like punches, kicks, falls, crashes or celestial collisions.
I had just pushed the send button on my goodbye text to my grandmother's gardener when "FUUH!" I had just asspacked a state trooper in my new 4 Runner.
Draymond Green rolled up to LeBron's balls like "FUHH!" as King James doubled over with that look that all men know about the strange combination of headache, stomach ache and muscular tension.
Draymond Green rolled up to LeBron's balls like "FUHH!" as King James doubled over with that look that all men know about the strange combination of headache, stomach ache and muscular tension.
Gucci Granola
Outdoorsy wealthy poseur.
Wears expensive outdoor gear type clothing ALL of time, with brand labels exposed & conspicuous. Only talks about organic food and extreme sports.
Wears expensive outdoor gear type clothing ALL of time, with brand labels exposed & conspicuous. Only talks about organic food and extreme sports.
Chris and Bea are so Gucci Granola; their Toyota Tacoma has micro brew and social justice stickers all over the back.
The Gucci Granola chick outside Whole Foods wanted me to sign a petition to ban cars from the freeway.
The Gucci Granola chick outside Whole Foods wanted me to sign a petition to ban cars from the freeway.
Gucci Granola by JHGC8 June 20, 2017
Gladimir Putin
1. When Vladimir Putin smiles in a meme-worthy manner. (Name)
2. Feeling glad or smug. (Slang)
Antonym: Sadimir Putin
2. Feeling glad or smug. (Slang)
Antonym: Sadimir Putin
Gladimir Putin memes were all over my feed after the election.
When Dick found out his girlfriend wasn't pregnant, he was super Gladimir Putin.
When Dick found out his girlfriend wasn't pregnant, he was super Gladimir Putin.
Gladimir Putin by JHGC8 June 20, 2017
Word of the Day on July 15, 2017
Sadimir Putin
1. When Vladimir Putin pouts or sheds a single tear in meme-worthy fashion. (Name)
2. When one is sad enough to pout or cry. (Slang)
Antonym: Gladimir Putin
2. When one is sad enough to pout or cry. (Slang)
Antonym: Gladimir Putin
When Mother Russia's oldest Brown Bear died of Stoli induced alcohol poisoning, Sadimir Putin's mug was all over RT.com claiming it was Grey Goose that killed the bruin.
Upon hearing about the death of his favorite crossing guard, Harold went all Sadimir Putin with a single tear.
Upon hearing about the death of his favorite crossing guard, Harold went all Sadimir Putin with a single tear.
Sadimir Putin by JHGC8 June 20, 2017