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engaging in sexual intercourse in the center of a putting green on a golf course. following ejaculation, both partners run away naked leaving the rubber in the hole for an unlucky early golfer.
The country club security almost caught me two putting last night!
by Sam and Zach July 02, 2006
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When you eat dirt for the first time and leave your family to build a shack in the woods
Bro since I got dirtpilled on Tuesday I have made sooo many worm friends and made them soo many little houses to get married in. Me? Lonely? No you’re the lonely one u lawn owning freak
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by ecogoth December 30, 2020
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