engaging in sexual intercourse in the center of a putting green on a golf course. following ejaculation, both partners run away naked leaving the rubber in the hole for an unlucky early golfer.
The country club security almost caught me two putting last night!
by Sam and Zach July 02, 2006
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(v.) To come to the simplest conclusion deductable based on the supporting evidence. This does not ensure it's accuracy.
They've put two and two together and realise it was one of mine who did it.
by Kung-Fu Jesus May 19, 2004
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To understand a particular situation wrongly, often in a way that is more shocking or exciting than the truth.
"Why in the world did you think she was pregnant?"

"Well, she was sick a couple of times and was hugging the toilet for days... it was just one of those things when you put two and two together and make five."
by txddy March 05, 2021
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To understand a particular situation wrongly, often in a way that is more shocking or exciting than the truth.
"Why in the world did you think she was pregnant?"

"Well, she was sick a couple of times, so I guess it was just one of those things where you put two and two together and make five."
by txddy February 26, 2021
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