by th3machin3 March 08, 2022
He is a Mike
by Destielmon January 27, 2017
Short for Michael in many cultures.
This person is the most common friend to have in multiples for people born in the 1980's through early 1990's due to the extremely high popularity of the name in that era. People in this age group know so many Mikes that they confuse others and themselves frequently in conversation without establishing systems of differentiation. A Mike can be the best and most loyal friend with great personal hygiene and cleanliness skills to match their natural charm. Not all Mikes are created equal.
This person is the most common friend to have in multiples for people born in the 1980's through early 1990's due to the extremely high popularity of the name in that era. People in this age group know so many Mikes that they confuse others and themselves frequently in conversation without establishing systems of differentiation. A Mike can be the best and most loyal friend with great personal hygiene and cleanliness skills to match their natural charm. Not all Mikes are created equal.
by NickEffinB May 30, 2025
A stupid big guy he’s a little over weight and says the n word but it’s ok cuz he’s flat asf he needs surgery like bad instead of his ass going out it goes in😝 he still eats that up tho he also carries a huge bottle of tajin in his bag every day and doesn’t share answers and is extremely rude but “just do it”-Nike 😛😍
by Lalallalaalalal February 18, 2024
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by Sappy.dolly June 04, 2019
A guy who dances like a dad and has a very specific taste in music. He is usually a really short man or super tall man. He is from the age of 20 and older. He is most likely a white guy. But he is a very likely man.
Girl- that guy is definitely named mike cause of the way he dances and cause of his height
Girl- hey what’s your name
Guy- mike
Girl- knew it
Girl- hey what’s your name
Guy- mike
Girl- knew it
by MrsPAYNE21 February 16, 2023