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closet man

A man that you can "pull out of the closet" when you need something taken care of, then put him "away" when you he is finished with his "task"... ex-cutting the grass, giving orgasms, folding the laundry
Gotta call my closet man, I'm horny
by Farmerfox3 September 1, 2019
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man-pooch

Large accumalation of fat above a man's genitalia where it looks like a seperate mound of fat aside from the stomach.
Brett: Hey, check out that tweedle dee looking motherfucker over there wearing those tight ass jeans.

Gabe: Yeah, he shouldn't wear his belt so tight, cause it really accentuating his man-pooch.
by Gabriel D. Sanchez May 21, 2009
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man worms

Slang term for semen like;also called ball baste, dude sauce, and willy whip.
Man 1:"Eww you got your man worms in my cheerios"
Man 2:"No I didn't"
by mr_bond May 7, 2005
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MAN PROJECT

A project done by a male at the work place that makes the male feel especialy masculine! When the project is completed the male then must proclaim is masculinity by announcing the completion of his fantastic man project to everybody within ears reach!
The item check microphone was broken, so Mike decided to use this chance to proclaim his masculinity by making a man project out of the fixing of the microphone!

Way to go Mike you are masculine!
by Chad22 December 14, 2008
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the scarecrow man

a drug dealer

someone who deals drugs.

someone who can deal drugs without being stolen form or fucked with.
the scarecrow man hits me up with some good shit.
by david the scarecorw man April 25, 2006
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Creepy Man

A man who follows you around who has the face of a pedophile.
Man, this old creepy man looks like Gru from Despicable Me and he's been following me around... holy shit call help
by ~rebelisity~ April 18, 2017
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Man Bog

Of or pertaining to the area between genitals and anus.

Also known as: taint, chode, gooch, spaba.
One time this chick totally visited my Man Bog with her tongue.
by Doozer420 November 10, 2011
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